Before you fanboys out there get all excited by the title of this steaming excrement, this is NOT the much-hoped-for movie you think it is. Here's what it IS. 5 years after the crash of Skylab, Spain (or at least the town of Duerte) has been infected by a strand of alien parasites from the moon. Add to this little mix for disaster 3 tourists from Hollywood, then throw current mix into garbage disposal! What? You want more? Okay, it's your funeral! So, the three stumble upon the situation, barely escape my grasp (unfortunately), and escape Duerte right before government planes drop napalm on the place. BIG loss. I HATED this movie! It took over an hour into the movie before someone was attacked by something other than the flu! Also, the cast was exceptionally annoying! I wanted to hit the girl, so I actually found someone who looked like her, and I busted her lip! She retaliated with mace in my eyes and I went home crying... Oh! Like it's never happened to you! Anyway, I also wanted to assault the geeky guy too, but decided to go against my better judgment with him. It MIGHT have been better if the jokes weren't so friggin' lame! I wonder if the makers meant to make it so stupid! If so, they should die! Even if they didn't, I'll kill 'em anyway! Also, 3 years of Spanish class just increased my hatred for this movie! Arrgh!

Also Known As: THE FALLING; MUTANT II

Sequels: None

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: ALIEN or THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN