Wing Nut presents a Peter Jackson film. Just hearing that, you know you're gonna get something! This here be one of the greatest travesties to ever occur on ANY screen! It seems that alien zombies have over taken a small UK town and a group of elite dorks and losers have been called in to check it out! Peter Jackson tortures one of the intergalactic wankers by hammering a bayonet into it's foot, and must then fight off the rescue party the thing calls, for help! In that moment of desperation, Jackson goes from measly "Doctor Who" fanboy to... RAM-DORK!!! The Uzi-wielding "Doctor Who" fanboy!!! And he headbutts a seagull! You can't stop RAM-DORK! If you pop open his skull, he'll just steal your brains and strap 'em into HIS head with his belt! Peter Jackson is invincible! Clumsy, but invincible non the less! Besides, these zombies are bigger threats to themselves than they are to anyone else! Actually, they're intergalactic fast food executives looking for the next Big Mac, and they've found it! Homo-sapien (human) burgers! Makes my godly cesspool-of-a-mouth water! So, Petey and his geek-elite put a VERY violent end to their fast food hijinx, with the help of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! Oh, they also save some B.R.E.A.D. collector and BLOW UP A SHEEP!!! WAHOO!! This thing is full of brainy goodness and gore infested antics, with some damn sweet special FX to boot! This thing was cornier than a Troma movie; filled with more sight gags than a Leslie Nielsen flick (the funny ones); and Jackson's acting reminded me of Bean! Always remember children, if hemorrhoid infested aliens take over your town, make sure to scream, "suck my spinning steel!" to them before gutting them with your chainsaw! It's a noble battle cry!

Sequels: Unfortunately, No

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: DEAD ALIVE or THE TOXIC AVENGER