the Bloodsucking Totals:

-women used as furniture
-whippings
-clubbings
-assorted dismemberments
-500 volts to the nipples (the clamps alone gotta hurt!)
-mouths used for toilets
-chokings
-ridden like a horse, then raped by Ralphus
-ripped apart and devoured by cannibal women (poosibly from the Avacado Jungle of Death)
-a steady musical diet of constant cymbal banging
-starvation
-tooth pulling
-radical brain surgery, complete with brain Slurpee
-ass used for a dartboard
-broken on the rack
-caning & guillotine beheading combination (complete with Ralphus getting head from the head afterwards)
-body parts cleaved off as ante for a game of Backgammon
-last but not least, eyeballs fried up in a pan... Ralphus is the true Iron Chef!