Please, if you hold ANYTHING sacred in this world, don't confuse this puddle of poodle urine with the masterpiece that is "Night of the Scarecrow". If you do, I'm afraid I will have no choice but to play your lungs like a set o' bagpipes. You have been warned! This HORRIBLE TV movie from the 80's (which is apparently the herald of the Apocalypse) is about a posse of rednecks, led by their local postal officer(?!) in the killing of the town retard. Afterwards they begin popping up dead, until only the old, fat guy from "Evening Shade" remains. He too is inevitably killed. I still can't get over the fact that these numbskulls allowed themselves to be lead by their MAILMAN! They were probably lead to another posse-related hate crime by their pizza boy or gas station attendant earlier that month! I imagine their used car dealer talked 'em into some drug smuggling and racketeering too! This is what happens when people are allowed to marry their relatives! INBREEDING WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF US ALL! Say "No" to your cousin/grandma/Uncle Cleatus!

Sequels: Thank the Gods no!

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