We start off with some love sick sap getting licked and bitten by half-naked vampirettes. Boy, I wish that topless girls would sexually assault ME! Well, not like that time with the bodybuilders... the painful memories are enough to make me give up my job so someone could kill ME. Well, with a beginning like that, you now this is just some spank flick disguised as a spook flick. So, this guy turns into a vampire, and cannot be with the woman he loves. Fast-forward to modern times, and we find that the vampire still exists and must earn the love of his ex' (Charolette) if he is to survive. Problem: she's in love with another man in her current incarnation. I know how this poor yutz feels, I've had to do the same thing MANY times, only to go down in a blaze of fire and alcohol! Well, Charolette (Alyssa Milano [goody-goody!]) is faced with many sexually tense periods, which many of us guys can only HOPE happens on college campuses, including a VERY hot foreplay scene between her and the resident bisexual, female, photographer. For some reason, Charolette goes from an innocent virgin girl (who looks GREAT in white knee-socks!) in to a wild party slut?! Finding extras for this movie must've been easy, all they needed were a bunch of college kids willing to lick and grope each other for the tripping-out scenes! Well, true love triumphs, and the vampire gets turned into Hamburger Helper. But, they barely ever used the guy, so no one cares that he's gone! Just like me!

Sequels: Nope

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: BLOODLUST: SUBSPECIES III or LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM