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Happy Birthday to Me

(1981)

Holy sacred cows! This is possibly the greatest slasher film my eyes (which not only burn souls, but allow me to look through any woman's clothing) have ever seen! There are some great murder scenes including a throat crushed by a barbell, a face grinded in dirt bike spokes, and, the coup de'ta, a shish-ka-bob through the head! There's also a nice little piece of brain surgery in there too! If you thought SCREAM had a surprise killer(s), wait 'til you see this movie! I was blown! Shocked too! Only one thing made me uneasy. At one point in the movie, there's a flashback involving a car dropped into a river. It was shown at four different angles, the last one showing the car landing on it's belly. Problem? THE FIRST THREE ANGLES SHOW THE CAR LANDING ON IT'S ROOF! Messy, messy, messy! So, what in the name of my domain are you waiting for! Swipe this movie and satisfy your gnawing curiosity! Find out who the killer is!

Sequels: Sorry, nothing.

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