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the Immortalizer

(1990)

Man, you're gonna need ALOT of drugs to make it through this one! Which doesn't sound like such a bad idea (evil grin). This is another installment of those "neon green life juice" movies started by RE-ANIMATOR not-so-long ago. But, that's where the similarities end... dead in their tracks! This thing was wretched, following a group of teenyboppers kidnapped by some WWF rejects (also known as WCW wrestlers), then thrown in a truck (which backs over a cop's head!). Dr. Timmons, a surgeon, joins some wacko group of doctors and hicks with cattle prods (who get paid with whiskey). One of the kids wakes up, kicks lackey Lyle, then escapes to tell the cops... who don't believe him and chalk it up to drug abuse. The doctors specialize in Pinial Gland experiments (ripping off a combination of FROM BEYOND and RE-ANIMATOR) for their rich clients. Some old woman gets her brain implanted into the body of a young woman... though she still has the voice of a geriatric chick!? Fuck that! The doctors' freaks break loose in the house after they kill the drunken hicks, then they get purred in a big blender thingy. Oh yeah, and the "hero" beats up a woman! HAHA! One of the doctors is also purred like the freaks, then doctor #2 and his nurse babe make their escape. It bugs me that with so much brain surgery, NOT A SINGLE PERSON HAD ANY SCARS OR STITCHES! Also, the naked middle aged sex made me sick! Oh, and on one final note, the so-called IMMORTALIZER is nothing more than brain transplanting... what a frog bitin' rip!

Sequels: None

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: THE REJUVENATOR or the 10x superior RE-ANIMATOR