Another installment from Chuck Band's old Empire Pictures, this piece of flaming excrement starts with some goofy lookin chick as she dances around like she's in some 80's music video, through a castle. Oh wait, it IS a cheesy 80's music video! Soon after, a brother/sister duo win a contest to go to Rome and hang out in an authentic castle with the aforementioned "rock star" Cassandra (who's a drunken punk bitch, staying with the rock star lifestyle). Well, the bro, sis, and 5 other "winners" (wrong word if you ask me) are there to look throughout the castle, in search of one million dollars (in a check form of course... which is snugly tucked away in Cassandra's bra) but if you leave the castle, you're disqualified. Oh, and the camera crew never shows up however, as they have car trouble (the fucking thing EXPLODES!). Unfortunately for the group (but fortunately for us!) the castle is possessed or something, as one woman is eaten by a chair (first time I've seen that! Well, in movie form anyway) as everyone seduces each other in the attempt to better their chances. While attempting to rape Cass, the guido unknowingly uncovers the check, but the butler thoroughly kicks his ass and the greaseball "falls" from one of the castle towers. The fat kid (whom I lovingly refer to as "fatty") is turned into a boar man, the "broken shower" girl is attacked by a demon living in a painting, a camera girl is disintegrated by a flying energy snake, and a small demon worm eats the VJ's face (nice quick rap up)! Elsewhere, the snobby British girl shoots Boar man, and she's then killed by a devil dog as the brother and Cass... fall in love?! SURE!!!!!!! MAKES SENSE TO ME!!!!! Meanwhile, sis wanders upon Senor Diablo, the castle's owner/reclusive host. No surprise that Senor Diablo is a black magic bad boy, and the one behind all the "terror". After bro finds the check on Cass, she swipes it back, burns it, and then is engulfed in flames herself! Yes, Diablo is Satan (as referred to by his name!) and he bought Cass's soul with fame (THAT explains alot....) but she shoots Diablo's crystal ball, releasing everyone's souls... that sux! Diablo's deal was that he would give all the contestants a second chance... in exchange for his shot at being a VJ (I am not shitting you. I wish I were, but I'm not). Uggh, I feel like I'm going to vomit acid and broken glass.

Sequels: None

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