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Surf Nazis Must Die!

(1987)

Damn, for a Troma movie, this thing seemed to take itself WAY too seriously! ESPECIALLY for a title like that! Surf Nazis... leave it to Troma to make up something so cool. Or at least that SOUNDS so cool. Ok, this thing takes place in the near future. LA gets nailed by an 8.6 quake and the "surf Nazis" rise to power as the LA beach gangs come together. But, when a guy named Leroy does his good deed for the day, it gets him killed by the Nazis, and inspires his retired mom (known to some as Momma Washington, and who I will call MaWa) goes Dirty Harry on their wet suit wearin asses! At the same time, the treaty between the surf gangs goes sour, and the surf Nazis kill off their opposing gangs. Then, for the last 10 minutes of the movie, THAT's when MaWa goes Dirty Harry and hunts their wet suit wearing asses... blah, blah, blah... It ends with MaWa driving off into the sunset on her Motorcycle, cackling her ass off. As I stated before, this thing was WAY too serious, alienating it from standard Troma fare. The music was grim, the gore was limited, and it just had NO humor in it at all. In closing, I'd like to say, "I'm interested in something that'll take the head of a honkey at 20 paces!"... sister, I think I just found it...

Sequels: Nope

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: BLOOD BEACH or MAD MAX