Ah, a vampire strip movie! This flick stars Chris Makepeace (sounds like a neanderthal negotiator) and some other guys as frat pledgers who have to find a stripper to "work" a party for them. So, they go to the After Dark Club to find that perfect body, I mean, chick, I mean, woman. But the club's owned by a brood of space vampires, who also think that cocktail umbrellas are "classy". After trying to hire space vampire queen Grace Jones (wearing nothing but metal spirals.... uggh), the boys get caught up in a fight for their lives against the "vamp"s and a gang of Iggy Pop impersonators! By the end, some guy named Keith is the only good guy not to be turned into a "vamp", and he even meets a nice stripper/waitress he apparently kissed when he was 5 or something. I'm curious as to how he plans on explaining the death of Duncan (the wiener comedy relief) to the college authorities! It's bad enough his other friend's going to have to take night classes the rest of his college years (make the connection)! Yes, the other guy does live, despite a supposed staking. The twist here's funny as hell! Oh, a little tip for aspiring "vamp"s, don't store flammable liquids in your tombs! That's possibly THE stupidest move I've ever seen a "vamp" make! On a final note, someone satisfy my curiosity: can coffee made with Holy Water affect a "vamp"? Drop me a line (or a sacrifice).

Sequels: Nope

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: FROM DUSK TILL DAWN or VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN