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Hamshanty.com
Yeah, this is me.  I live in a shanty and enjoy ham.  Not eating ham, no sir--just the presence of it.  I dress them up like animals and people and have puppet shows for my other hams.  Then I eat one--usually the one that messed up in the puppet show.
I'm J. T.,  a Senior at James Madison University.  This webpage has been around for three years now and it's still pretty crappy.  I don't update it regularly and most of the stuff on here happened when I was a Freshman.  Not to worry though, I am still a wild and crazy guy (gyrating arms) so check back often in case I need you to bail me out of jail.
So come on in, the water's great!
What?  No...I don't like looking at naked women.  Just let me enter the site
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