| Howdy. You have arrived at a website created and maintained by a bored college student who does not own a television set. Although varied, the contents of this page deal mainly with character complexities and unusually anthropromorphic behavior of my three show dogs. Here you will find unusual photos, drawings and literary musings that you may or may not find interesting. Other subjects you may happen upon include, but are not limited to: Mopar automobiles and my pathetic obsession with them, Howard Phillips Lovecraft the greatest author of pre-nineteen-fiftes America, Joseph Heller the greatest author of post-nineteen-fifties America, and a cute plastic penguin that helps you out at dinner time. Send both fan mail and hate mail to: AwfulOxblood@aol.com |
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| HAMMERSMITH I-GET-UP-AT-3AM-AND-DRIVE-ACROSS-THE-STATE DOG OPERATION |
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| To your right: The first and oldest of my three show dogs: Dole, perhaps one of the most brilliant animals I have ever met and an absolutely stunning example of the Norwegian Elkhound breed. |
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| ...pages/curiosities on the horizon: |
| The German Shepherd Dogs: Mopar and Lexie-Longtail-Coyote-Pheen The Harrier: Guinness (who may come to be the fourth.) Mopar Madness! (I mean the cars, this time.) My Online Library - book reviews and fun quotes. ...and so much more! |
| My crude, yet usually non-profit web design portfolio: |
| http://www.tashval.homestead.com http://www.oocities.org/kenjagsd http://www.ezliftaccess.com The rest should be coming soon. |
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| The Penguin Site |
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| Where did it come from? Why can't I just pick up the toothpick myself? Why did I build a web page about it? We may never know. |
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