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The Nunnery Years
Once upon a time, there was a brave little band of high school seniors who decided to spend lots of money and seek higher education at the lovely Brandeis Universiy, and got way more than they bargained for.  But through academia, social stuff, and surviving life in the only all-girls dorm on campus...they became friends.
And that was good. 

Along the way, Lex created the Quote Book documenting our epiphanies and stupidities.  Without further ado:
Random dude in Han's Spanish class: I have such Waltham-envy!!

Random quote
Hal: I need to loosen my pants. I'm cutting off circulation to my brain.

10/5/98
Robyn (to her roommate, Alexis): Alexis, tell your roommate...wait...

10/8/98
Robyn: What if God had never invented pens?!  That would suck.

10/9/98
Deb: I fell asleep in sculpture today.

10/11/98
Deb: I don't need tutoring.  I'm failing!

10/14/98
Robyn: I'm such a dork.  I'm finding math interesting.

10/15/98
Deb: Wait, are we supposed to be READING the book?

10/15/98
Tamar (randomly): You wanna know what we did to my cousin's dog on Thanksgiving?

10/18/98
Tamar: Jason and Matt were in my aide group.
Liz: But I thought two people from the same floor couldn't be in the same aide group.
Tamar: But they're not on my floor!!

10/25/98
Katrin: What do you want to know?  What I said earlier?  What I said later?

10/25/98
Deb: I'm pissed.  P-I-S-T...pissed.

10/26/98
Liz: Woof!  I haven't seen a dog in days!  Maybe that's why I had a sudden urge to bark.

10/26/98
Jen: I'm gonna fail!
Deb: So am I!
Jen: Yeah, but you're used to it!

10/26/98
Deb (after hours of chemistry): OK...well, then I'll say something creative.  Did you know that a pea is neither a pea or a...wait, that doesn't work.

10/26/98
Deb: It's whack with a "p-h."

10/26/98
Lex: Dang!  All my places to store junk are full!

10/28/98
Jen: Kids are so mean.  I stuttered.  I had puss coming out of my ears.  There went my chance of having friends.

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