Select PG-13 Brandeis Quotes:
The Nunnery Years III
1/26/99 (right after winter break)
Deb: I'm not ready to start failing yet!

3/5/99
Katrin: I heard it out of the corner of my eye.

3/6/99
Hillary: You smell like turkey!

3/14/99
Deb: Costco pickles, yeah baby, yeah.

3/14/99
Robyn (as she went to sleep): Alexis, first of all I think I want to be a professor. Second of all, I think I found a cure to my foot problem.

3/17/99
Deb: I write best when I'm delusional.  You go with the floughts.

4/9/99
Robyn: Wait, I think we're talking about 2 different things.  You're talking about frisbee, and I'm talking about dog frisbee.

4/10/99
Robyn (as her phone rings): This better be somebody good!

4/12/99
Katrin: I am SO weird!

4/12/99
Deb: I have a sensitive head.

4/14/99
Robyn (wearing gold underwear): I feel like Superwoman in this underwear!

4/14/99
Robyn (to the many stuffies on her bed): Move over dude!

4/9/99
Deb: Between Spanish and Hebrew I bet I could speak a full language.

4/22/99
Liz: I fell on my pre-frosh.

4/24/99
Jen (wearing only a tank top and underwear): Do any of you guys have a bowl?
Katrin: Do you have pants?

4/24/99
Deb (staring at a blank message board): Please don't disturb me, I'm reading my messages.

4/25/99
Leah: How do you procrastinate peeing?

4/28/99
Deb: I had a relevation last night!

5/29/99
Sara (in Usdan): That boy's cute!
Suzy: But you can't see his face!
Sara: Well, he has cute hair!
Suzy: But he's wearing a hat!
Sara: Well, I like the way his hair curls under the hat.

5/29/99
Hillary: What time is the Midnight Buffet?

Classic Liz quote: Wanna join our suck-a-pella?

Saniya (in a fit of exasperation): Oh get him a hooker!!

Kaitlin (starting a conversation): Once, there was this phantom s--ter...

Our realization of the guy situation at Brandeis
Deb: I get tired of guys very easily.
Han: I used to be that way, but now I'm at Brandeis, I can't afford it.  I've got to extend their shelf life.

Overheard
"What's a "B?"
"It's slightly below above average."

Jen: Wanna hear my most embarrassing story?  It's soooooo gross, but soooooo funny!

Jen (blasting her world music album that annoys Deb to no end): It's baaaaaaack!!

Jen: Don't talk to Han that way!
Han (not understanding): What?!
Jen: I was just trying to say you stink.


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