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Just because school is out doesn't mean the insanity and stupidity ends...

5/23/01 Eric N.: She has three chickens, but two are dead. 6/6/01 Eric N.: We'll remember her fondly, and he'll remember fondling her. 6/8/01 Pete (while watching digital cable): I can't believe we get this on our TV!!! 6/8/01 Eric H's friend Sopol: I've GOT to get digital cable!!! 6/9/01 Random dude on Newbury St. (to Lex, Deb & Han who had ice cream cones): You ladies lick well. Lex: You better believe it! 6/13/01 David B.: Hey Lex, I defended dead chickens today. 6/14/01 Lex (upon entering the car headed to Plymouth Rock): Ok guys, I brought cookies and we're going to see a rock. 6/14/01 Tom: Californians say "Dude" too much. Lex (in an attempt to dispell that stereotype): Dude... 6/14/01 Asha: Oh look at the flags for Flag Day... oh those fluffy patriots! 6/14/01 Lex: If Boston used to be called Bostown, who the hell is Bos? 6/14/01 Lex (upon leaving the car after 3.5 total hours of travel): We saw the rock, and it was good. 6/15/01 Hal: When you have to wake up in the morning, you shouldn't have to wake up in the morning. 6/16/01 Asha: I'm addicted to druggies! 6/17/01 Han: I wish crack was legal. It must be fun to be on crack. 6/19/01 Han: The things you want you can't have. Lex: Like with boys. Asha: Like with raw veggies. 6/19/01 Han: Bonnie, your mutant genes did you well. 6/19/01 Aithan: My dad is this short, bald, round guy...it makes me want to put him on his side and roll him around. 6/20/01 Andy Law: Most states won't let me breed. 6/21/01 Liz: I work for a non-profit feminist organization -- I'm not meeting any boys this summer! 6/22/01 David B.: Time to break Mr. Egg. Oh yeah, who is yo' Egg Daddy?! 6/22/01 David B.: This toothbrush has cross-action. Barry: It died for your sins! 6/23/01 Barry: I think I'm talking pretty coherently considering the room is at a 45 degree angle. 6/23/01 David B.: I'm a lesbian! Lex: I knew it all along! 6/23/01 Lex: YAY! The ice down my pants FINALLY melted! 6/26/01 Deb: We're in a fight now. Lex: No we're not. Deb: Yes we are. Lex: Well have fun. Deb: OK, I'll let you know how it goes. 6/30/01 Lex: I have a pseudo-cat. David B.: It's called a chicken! 7/4/01 Han (on why she still has to have class on the 4th of July): It's because the Jews didn't get their independence today. We celebrated that in April. 7/4/01 Heatha: We should all wear our birthday suits because it's our country's birthday. 7/13/01 Chris: Watch out for that [pile of horse crap on the sidewalk]! Aithan: That must've been a BIG horse. Chris: Actually, it looks like a little horse. Aithan: Yeah, you're right. That's a little horse...or a BIG dog. 7/24/01 Pien: Oh no!! My underwear is stuck in the fan. 7/27/01 Pien: What was that sound? Han, was that your head?! Han: My head is NOT an empty polycarbonate bottle!! Pien: What was banging on the window then? Han: My Nalgene bottle. Back to our homepage: The Beginning