Junior Year

Asha: I have this theory that there's no such thing as gravity. The earth just sucks.

Heatha's title to her lab report: Examining, Growing, and Killing Bacteria

Heatha: Ahhhh!!
Leah: I don't want to do work anymore!
Han: I HATE econ!
Lex: This suite is spazzing out. The only calm one is Debbie. What's up with that?
Heatha: That's 'cause she's not doing any work

Deb (about ballet terminology): I couldn't understand. It was all in Italian.

Leah: I feel like I'm drunk. I want to hug Jesus.

Jenny: Yeah, I cry when I laugh. I must've been wired wrong or something.

Deb: So Han and I realized that we go to one of the top research universities in the world, and we can't research in the science library.

Deb: Dude...we're reading high tech stuff now. We're supposed to be scholars and s--t now.

Lex's conclusion to her alternatives to men (at 3AM): And THAT'S why you should stick to pita chips!

Han (on the "Connection Game"): Look where a couple of bad judgement calls can lead to!

9/5/00
Kevin: Han, you're scary.

9/6/00
Heatha (wanting to eat more cake): Get in my belly!!

9/8/00
Aithan (member of VoiceMale): Guys can't sing.

9/9/00
Deb: I want interactive Yoda!

9/14/00
Heatha: I want a little Golden Gate Bridge that I can walk across.

9/16/00 (playing Taboo, word: harvest)
Aithan (bouncing and pumping his arms): You're cutting the broccoli! You're cutting the broccoli!

9/16/00 (playing Taboo, word: wrinkle)
Eric H.: I'm decrepit!

9/16/00
Aithan: You're getting your very own Aithan! Batteries not included.

9/29/00
Deb: I was made wrong. If I was under warranty, I should've been taken back.

10/1/00
Heatha: I hate wearing my glasses. I feel like there's something on my face and I want it off.

10/1/00
Deb (to Heatha wearing a lamp): Do you always carry a desk lamp with you?

10/2/00
Deb: I think I have fleas!

10/4/00
Han: I make faces at myself when I pee.

10/27/00
Lex (after the-Less-You-Wear-the-Less-You-Pay dance): I was in the coat room surrounded by a bunch of guys who were putting their clothes back on. I was thinking to myself, this is the closest I've ever been to chilling in the men's locker room.

10/28/00
Deb: We corrupted America's finest, then sent them off to Harvard Business school!

10/28/00
Deb: I have this theory that no boys equals better grades.
Heatha and Lex: WHAT?!
Deb: It's all the issues that arise.
Heatha: Oh, like you don't have issues without boys.

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