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Here we see Stevie waking up first thing in the morning, in his usual spot, next to the steps in fountain square, ready for the busy day ahead. Notice the local Spanish youth in the area have left Stevie a note on the wall, encouraging him to rejoin employment.

Then, with the munchies, and a case of red eye, Stevie's off to breakfast with a couple of old friends. Meeting up with Bono and Tony Blair to discuss a charity worm charming event.

Next it's off to the local American style diner-cum-rancher, and Stevie is here to claim his prize for coming first in "Worlds Largest Arms" Competition...I wonder what the prize could be......

Whoo hooo Look at that crazy cat Rock n' Roll !!!! here we See Stevie sound checking with his band "Stevie-Stevester and the Stevieites", for tonight's gig where he'll be supported by NEMO. Gotta love that Violin bass Steve......

Now it's off to Longton park to meet up with an old friend who's just recently been freed from jail. John "Bury The Loot" Taylor is one of Stevie's oldest friends, here we see them meeting up to conclude a business deal started around 15 years earlier....so it's 15 paces west, and then 10 paces North west......can you dig it?

After hearing it to be impossible to perform the "Touch your fingertips together at arms length with one eye closed" with a ski mask on, the ever ready for a challenge Stevie is quick to disprove this myth....

Next up, you gotta raise those hands, come on people raise 'em up in the name of the Lord. Here we see Steve inciting a "Laying On Of Hands" as he calls it. Taking his own brand of religion to the furthest reaches of the globe, Stevie converts the small village of Umphwallahumlimingy to "Cartlidgism", whose teachings predict that a great flood will sweep all major continents, at which time Stevie and all the converts to Cartlidgism will flee the earth via means of a special bus service arranged by First Group - The fabled "Mini-Link To Paradise"

And so after a tiring day flitting about and generally just being Stevie, Stevie comes home to the wives to relax and unwind propper pimp stylee before a spot of shut eye......Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

And as Stevie sleeps, he dreams....and we don't really want to know anymore about Stevie's dreams, as you can see, and as we've seen before, you don't wanna go there....trust me, you just don't....!!!