This is Stevie when he was on his travels visiting a group of cannibalistic, nomadic, yet self sustaining Nuns on the Isle Of Sprenny Twarp. The Nuns were all so pleased with the arrival of their new guest that lavish celebrations were laid on. Here we Stevie and Nuns in the middle of the popular Island hit "If You're Happy And You Know It Raise Your Hanky".
Here is Stevie out at his local branch of Rumbelows shopping for a new TV. Aside from the unfathomable question of how Rumbelows actaully got it's name, and if there is infact "Rum Below" or any kind of other alcoholic drink buried deep underneath the chainstore, is the question as to why Keanu Reeves has copied Stevie's look so much these days.
In the top social circles that Stevie is used to moving in, rubbing shoulders with the stars and generally lording it up, Stevie is quite friendly with many of the UK Celebrities and there were in fact rumours that Posh Spice was unfaithfull to her husband David Beckham during the time their first son was concieved. Although never confirmed there has always been certain doubts...here we see David Beckham with their first son.
Despite their previous run-in's, embarrasments and general altercations Stevie and the Queen have decided that it's all water off a hatchets back and to bury the duck as they put their grudges behind them. Here we see them meeting again for the first time since settling their differences and Stevie, who has admittedly always has had a crush on Her Majesty, having to conceal his "excitment".
"And the winner is........" Here steve recieves the winning trophy for the most conspicuous middle aged paunch of 2003
Following on from his middle aged spread victory (above), Stevie goes the whole hog and eats Luciano Pavarotti, whole, and as a result has to take over from the king-sized vocal power-house at a few of his forth-comming gigs due to contractual reasons...here we see him performing for a group giant black and white children
"...and so the vicar replied 'Well I have to have somewhere to park my bike' HA ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa...." Stevie here having a laugh and a jolly joke with his friends at another social gathering. Stevie here just wondering when the sweet trolley and free bar are to make an appearance
No it's not another one of Stevie's twisted dreams, it's an art happening!!! The first gathering of it's kind ever to take place, revered artist Van Hooten De Hoot creates the wonderfully deep and powerfully enigmatic body sculpture...but there's always one who has to lower the artistic tone of the day, and have a quick perv......Isn't there Steve!!!
Up To his old tricks again we see Stevie here gittin' jiggy on the Eurovision Song Contest. Not being satisfied with trying it on with teensey weensey Kylie, he tries his luck with this young lady, and with a certain degree of sucess it must be said.....
And at the end of the day weary from rambling, Stevie drifts off in to dream land where his more disturbing fantasys are acted out......ZOIKES!!
