in the cleanest frat-row bungalow in modern academia, dealing with one girl “accidentally” stabbing another girl with a kitchen knife and, finally, choosing one young man as the ideal UCF man.
Evidently, the MAC football powerhouse may lack quarterbacks, but it doesn’t lack washboard abs. The young ladies run conveniently run into ripped bods on the sidewalk, outside the ROTC office and in the student government offices. The producers obviously knew when to quit, though. They didn’t extend the search to the student newspaper office.
From there, the warped Real World brand of psychology/sociology begins. Everyone likes the lone black guy, but not enough to keep him around. And a smile, two-minute conversations and the man’s choice in shirts suddenly become picture windows into a man’s personality. The ladies settled on Matt, who thus far makes vanilla seem a little extravagant. Now, Matt must choose from the 15 ladies who chose him and somehow avoid any trademark infringements upon the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise.
After one episode, this feels like the second time through a failed class. The syllabus and homework assignments seem very familiar, and the professor just went over what familiarity breeds. |
