To judge the levels of your insanity, kindly fill in the questionnaire below;
Qn1. When passing an Army / Navy
store, what is your initial reaction?
a. I saw those boots, Hannibal had a pair in diamonds 'n dust.
b. Sneak quickly past hoping no-one notices the furtive glances.
c. Enter the shop and start a lengthy discussion with the guy behind the counter about the realism of movies portraying wars.
d. You shriek as you hit the dirt "Dive! Dive! Euruuuuukkkaaa".
Qn2. When watching a movie, do
you;
a. Immediately visualise The A-Team as the main cast.
b. Just enjoy the movie, heck you've watched enough episodes in the past, its good for a change.
c. Start wondering why the combat gear worn by Tom Cruise is missing the crucial tag on the left shoulder, and start a letter of complaint to the Director of the movie.
d. Start screaming "That's Dwight's role, Dwight can play it better, why isn't he the star?"
Qn3. For the women - you see a Murdock look-a-like
walking along the road.
For the men - you see
a Tawnia look-a-like walking along your road.
As you cross paths, what is your initial reaction?
a. You start smiling, smirking, pointing and referring to several episodes with Murdock / Tawnia in as main characters.
b. Smile briefly, then walk by with a sigh.
c. Mutter something along the lines of "Isn't it sad some people don't get on in life with the talent they so obviously have".
d. Jump up and down, and embrace Murdock / Tawnia look-a-like repeatedly, until they become white from the shock of it.
Qn4. Do you consider yourself sane?
a. Not when Murdock is on TV.
b. I'm not over the top, I do like to have fun though.
c. I'm sane, in an insane world.
d. Well, does seeing imaginary pets, imaginary friends and an imaginary world count?
Qn 5. What is the closest
representation of your room from the descriptions
below;
a. Standard white wallpaper, covered with shots from the A-Team.
b. Blue, Green or White wallpaper, a standard design, a few pictures - nothing unusual.
c. A signed theory from Einstein on my white walls only.
d. Black, Dark Navy or Military print, with a siren in the corner, a hand grenade on my wall, a pack of knives by my cabinet, a survival kit in my cupboard and a first aid survival pack in my heavy duty wall safe.
Qn6. Which personality
describes you most from the ones selected below;
a. One tracked - ie, a certain show ....
b. Try to be kind and generous, and friendly.
c. I have a brain roughly the size of the Grand Canyon.
d. Mad, crazy, needs to be locked up - not a serious threat to society, but definitely under the label of insanity.
Qn 7. Which completion
of the phrase fits your thinking. PHRASE:
Every cloud has .....
a. a bi plane flown by Murdock of course ....
b. a silver lining.
c. small ice particles that rub against larger ice particles, causing static which forms electricity which causes lightning ....
d. three angel sitting playing harps, complaining amongst themselves about the fact God didn't allow them to sit on the ninth cloud, and wondering what tunes their pretty harps can play ....
Qn 8. Who is your best friend?
a. A fellow A-Team buddy.
b. Someone I can trust with my life.
c. I would name him, but he's dead. (Einstein, sigh - I miss you ....)
d. The girl in the next ward with the rubber walls ....
Qn 9. Which A-Team phrase
is your favourite out of the list below;
a. I love it when a plan comes together. (Numerous, Hannibal)
b. There are so many I like, I haven't got a favourite.
c. Tyranny is a state of mind, not a nationality. (The big squeeze, Hannibal)
d. I did what I did. because if I didn't do it, it wouldn't 'ave got done .... (The road to hope, Murdock)
Qn 10. Finally, and this is the
big numbers question - please indicate which
percentage bets describes your insanity - 0% being the least 100% being
the most ....
a. 50% (half and half)
b. 15% (not crazy, just a regular fan)
c. 75% (all genius's are insane, that's why they become famous)
d. 100% (I have my own room and board at the VA to prove it too)
THAT'S IT - NOW READ THE NEXT POST FOR
THE RESULTS .....
You are completely insane .... about the A-Team. Nothing unusual about that, I guess that's why we're here in the padded walls of this room LOL. However, life is slowly disappearing into the never ending re-runs, and sometimes it is best to find something else other than A-Team to do ....
Nothing weird about you, matey. You are a regular guy / gal, you believe in friendship, and loyalty and nobility probably attracted you to the show in the first place - but you are not over the top. You watch episodes, sometimes - not all the time.
Critical, full of knowledge, and slightly mad. You believe to be successful, you must be a little insane - cause everyone who has made it has been a little loopy. You know where in life you are going, and you have the brains to get there fast.
They let you walk around on the street? Or were you sprung by some of your more 'unusual' friends - such as a big guy with a Mohawk, and a good-looking fella with a nice smile ....