TITLE: 10 Tricks For Billy To Learn

AUTHOR: Hannurdock

RATING: U

WARNINGS: No warnings, except maybe becoming certifiable after reading it

STORY TYPE: List

CATEGORY: AU, Humour

LENGTH: One-Off

DISCLAIMER: The characters are property of Cannell and company. I just write about them. I don't make bags out of them!

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1. Teach Billy how to beg BA for dog biscuits.

2. Teach Billy how to rub up BA's leg and beg for attention.

3. Teach Billy to mess in the van.

4. Teach Billy to wet all over Hannibals cigar (Effective in the quest for pure air).

5. Teach Billy how to bite into the tires on BA's van. (Effective in the quest for no pullution, less cars on the road).

6. Teach Billy to growl at Face's ladies, and then hump their legs. (Fans of Murdocka hate Face's Ladies - Face belongs to Murdock, only to those who enjoy SLASH).

7. Teach Billy to say sausages.

8. Teach Billy to breathe under water so he can communicate effectively with Therm.

9. Teach Billy how to pull a trigger, especially effective in those missions that Hannibal calls, a piece of cake. (which, lets face it, they never truly are)

10. Teach Billy to lob hand grenades.