Smelting by haphazard method Summary: Spooning and forking on a Sunday morning. Schmoop for Dasha and Shari, to celebrate their birthdays. Rating: PG-13 (sorry, Dasha!) Disclaimer: M & S belong to CC and his minions. The fondue pot is mine. Axel is his own man. Archive: Yes. Please drop me a note if you do. With the quiet thrum of the dishwasher behind her and the first strands of morning light nudging their way through the living room window blinds, Scully stood in the doorway of her kitchen with her hands cupped around her mug of coffee, sipping at the steaming bitter liquid, imagining she could feel its warmth slide from her tongue into her toes. She heard the thump of the newspaper against her door, and turned back to set her cup down on the table before padding quietly to the door. Her socks whisked against the hardwood floor. A floorboard creaked and she froze, cocking her head towards the bedroom door and listening intently, hoping she hadn't woken him. No sound. A huff of breath and a satisfied smile, and she slowly, slowly unthreaded the chain from its brass groove on the door, and gently turned the deadbolt, easing the door open. The Sunday New York Times. An indulgence, an expensive one, to have it delivered to the door, but she loved to wake up and read in the early morning hush, lazing around in leggings and an old t-shirt before she had to get ready for church. Closing the door quietly behind her, she walked back to the kitchen, poking her fingers through the plastic wrap and letting the newspaper unroll onto the table. She shifted a chair and plopped down,, curling one leg underneath her to let the heat from her thigh warm the sole of her foot. Without looking up, she reached for her glasses and then her coffee mug, settling in to start with the book reviews, accompanied by a couple of worm-hunting robins twittering outside and the rhythmic swish of the dishwasher inside. Absently, she brought the mug to her lips, looking up only when she realized that it was empty, finished off somewhere between the front page and the sports section. She stood up and stretched her arms overhead with a quiet groan, her t-shirt billowing out. The cool air rushing across her stomach left a trail of goosebumps. She tugged the shirt down and rubbed her arms. The dishwasher clicked off and after refilling her cup, Scully went to stand beside it, to soak up some of the heat emanating from its surface. A shower, she thought, that would warm me up. But it would wake him and she wanted to savor the quiet morning a little longer, happy not to be at work, happy knowing that if she wanted, she could climb under the comforter and curl up around him to get warm. Soon. Still smiling, she turned to set her cup down and open the dishwasher. A whoosh of steam and the kitchen was lost in the mist. She took her foggy glasses off with one hand, shaking them free of her hair and setting them on the tile counter with a clink. With her other hand, she rolled the dish rack out of its warm cave, setting the gleaming silverware jingling. As always, the plates were lined up on the left, bowls on the right. As it should be. Mulder's only attempt at loading her dishwasher following a dinner together for the purposes of discussing a case had ended in disaster. Bowls up against plates, everything at random angles. At the time, he laughed at her for shooing him away and setting things to rights. Now he just rinsed the dishes off and piled them next to the sink, claiming he lacked the "scientific rigor that is apparently required to get a dish washed around here." Smartass, she thought with a grin. Running her fingers over a still damp plate, Scully searched for remnants of last night's meal. Fondue was delicious, but murder to get off of plates and forks. All she could feel was the slick surface under her fingertips, the slight bumps along the glazed rim where blue and yellow flowers teased each other over the edge. Not so the next plate, and she scraped at a hardened lump of gouda, wrinkling her nose when it broke free of the plate to lodge under her fingernail. She swiped her hand on the dishrag and set the plate in the sink for later re-washing. Plates put away, she started on the silverware, bringing the caddy over to the drawer. The drawer always took some coaxing and she tugged twice before it slid out with a groan. Peering down the length of a knife, she couldn't see any cheesy remnants, just the distorted reflection of the morning light from the window, warped like a fun house mirror. She grabbed a fondue fork next, one of six from the set her mother had given her, each with a different colored plastic dot on the end. When Maggie declared she'd had enough of the avocado green pot and the wooden forks, and that it was time for a new set, Scully, aghast, had rescued them. She loved its 70s chic, the way the pot squatted above its Sterno flame. This one cradled so many memories, of jousting with Melissa, clacking forks and girlish giggles, of Bill and Charlie trying to knock each other's bread loose when her mother wasn't looking, the bets about who would be the first to lose their bread in the bubbling cheese and the goofy things the loser would be forced to do. Winter food, cheese and Kirsch and bread, and plenty of it to warm them up. And now she had new memories, of Mulder's long fingers wielding the thin fork, swirling hunks of bread through the golden-ivory melted cheese, watching them disappear between his glistening lips. He'd used the green-tipped fork, her father's fork, though she didn't tell him that, not sure how he'd feel about it. She'd used the blue-tipped one, as always. Her fork. Funny how you become possessive like that, she mused, tucking the forks into the drawer. As a kid, it was comforting. Orange was Charlie's, and yellow Mom's. Family routines, unspoken, unnoticed, really. Her father telling them every time about his Swiss friend, Axel, who gave him the recipe, funny Axel who would come to the U.S. with an extra empty suitcase, so he could stock up on the Sears Craftsman tools he loved and couldn't get at home. They'd roll their eyes at hearing the story again, but they always laughed. She smiled even now, hearing her father's voice in her head. Last she'd heard, Axel had retired from the diplomatic corps. She'd have to ask her mother. Another knife passed inspection and was slid into the silverware drawer. At this rate, she'd be here all day. Fine with her, she'd had worse mornings. It was warm and quiet in here, and it smelled like coffee. A movement in the corner of the window caught her eye and she leaned against the sink on tip-toes to look out. A few more robins had discovered the patch of lawn under her kitchen window. Such proud, territorial little birds. She could just barely see one as he stalked back and forth on a small patch of lawn, declaring his territorial boundaries with a long trilling song. She sympathized, appreciating the importance of having some space of your own. She thought about Mulder sprawled now in the bed, no doubt taking all the room he was offered. Not when she was there to claim half the bed, though. No bed hog, he. Maybe it was all the years he spent sleeping on his couch, but even asleep he instinctively knew not to crowd her off the edge of the bed. No, he was happiest spooning up behind her in the middle of the bed, snuggling between the down comforter and the flannel sheets, wrapped around her while their heartrates slowed. Eventually, he would kiss her hair, and climb out of bed to get dressed and go home. Without discussing it, they knew this arrangement suited them both, still independent creatures despite the happiness they explored together. Several months into this new aspect of their partnership, they were developing traditions of their own, it seemed. Not the storybook romance variety, perhaps, but ones that suited them just fine. Last night was only the second time he'd stayed the night, and as was their wont, they hadn't discussed it, but just did what felt most comfortable. She pulled a spoon from the caddy, examining it for bits of cheese and, finding none, placed it in the drawer. The next spoon wasn't so lucky. The third spoon caught a glint of the morning sun and she turned it slowly in her hands, thinking of the case they'd investigated a few days earlier. A would-be Uri Gellar who claimed he could bend spoons with his mind. A bartender with his throat slashed in front of possibly inebriated witnesses who swore the knife had flung itself off a table without anyone ever touching it. Something weird was going on, she just wasn't sure it was what Mulder said it was. She could still hear him arguing with her in the car about telekinesis. "We've seen this kind of thing before, Scully. Maybe he focused the energy in his mind more intently than most people can, and create some kind of magnetic field," he'd said, rapping on the steering wheel for emphasis. "You can't seriously believe this, Mulder. It's about as plausible as..." she'd struggled for a comparison, "as using a forked stick to locate water in the ground. There has to be a better explanation, one that doesn't defy everything we know about matter and energy. What about his former job as a magician? What we saw could just as easily have been a skilled illusion." "Scully, you saw it. You saw the spoon bend, and you saw there wasn't anyone else around flashing smoke and mirrors. It was real," he'd concluded, before they'd finally agreed to disagree. Standing in her kitchen, she still didn't have an explanation but that didn't mean she was going to buy his story. She stared at the spoon, wondering what Mulder thought was doing the bending. Brain waves? Feeling slightly silly, she stared at the spoon, concentrating on the spot where it flared from the handle into the bowl. Nothing. Did he think it worked like sound waves, emanating from behind her forehead? She could feel the skin between her eyebrows wrinkle as she tried to gather up all the loose threads of her attention and focus them on the spoon. Two arms reaching around her waist and warm breath on her ear startled her, breaking her concentration. "Any luck?" he asked softly, and she could hear the smile in his husky morning voice. "You're awake," she replied, her cheeks burning at being caught. "Sleep well? I hope my clanking around out here didn't wake you." "No, I slept fine, but I missed you when I woke up." His arms tightened slightly around her and she leaned into his warm chest. "Had I known you were out here demonstrating your powers of telekinesis, I would've gotten up sooner." "Mulder, I don't have powers of telekinesis. There is no such thing." "Oh? Then how do you explain that spoon?" Shocked, her eyes snapped down to the spoon, but it looked just the same in her hand as it did before. She could feel his body shake with gentle laughter. "Go ahead, Scully. Tell me you don't believe." "I don't believe, Mulder." "I do," he said, suggestively bumping his pelvis against her back. "I've always known you've had the power to bend steel with just your eyes and your mind." "Steel, Mulder? Think a little highly of ourselves, do we?" she asked, archly. "Oh, yeah." The rest of his reply was lost in her hair as he bent down to nuzzle her ear, tracing its whorls with the tip of his tongue and sending shivers down her body. She closed her eyes and tilted her head, tossing the spoon in the drawer and folding her hands over his. A soft nip on her earlobe, and then he pulled back, resting his chin on the top of her head. She resisted the urge to wipe her ear. Wouldn't want to discourage him from so lovely an activity, but her ear was getting cold now that it was wet. "Do you want some coffee? I made it when I got up." "Sure. I'll get it." She turned and leaned against the counter, watching him find the right cabinet door on his first try. It didn't feel as odd as she thought it might to see him so comfortable in her kitchen. In fact, looking at him barefoot in his jeans and t-shirt, she thought she could get used to adding Mulder to her Sunday morning routine. She'd have to think about that for a bit. The idea wasn't quite as suffocating as she'd expected it to be. Maybe her subconscious had been pondering this for awhile. "Breakfast?" she offered, turning back to finish sorting silverware. "No. Not hungry, thanks." He moved next to her, his back against the counter, with his hands wrapped around his mug. "I don't think I'll ever be hungry again. Centuries from now, they'll find my body and it will still have a stomach full of cheese and bread." She almost launched into a lecture on metabolism, but when she looked up and saw the expectant glint in his eyes, she twisted her lips at him before breaking into a smile. "We probably did a number on our arteries, but every once in awhile, I just have to have fondue." "Mmm," he hummed while sipping his coffee. "It's worth the risk, if you ask me. All this time, I didn't know what I was missing. Never seen it on a menu, and no one ever offered to make it for me before. Though I have to admit, when you first mentioned it, I thought all that cheese would be too much. The wine and the cherry brandy help with that, I think." "It's important to get the right cheese, too. I drove all over D.C. and Silver Springs yesterday looking for Emmenthal that had been aged at least four months. A pain, but definitely worth it." He laughed. "You sound like one of those California Cheese ads on TV." "Sure, you laugh now, monkey-boy, but you weren't complaining last night." "Hell, no. Do I look like an idiot? I'm not complaining now, either. I'm glad you called." He smiled down at her, and gazing back, she was surprised at how easy this was. Who would have guessed? "So am I." She touched his arm lightly, and went back to putting the clean forks and knives away. "I like eating with you." She looked over at him, curious about his absent-minded tone, and found him holding the coffee cup to his chin and looking out into the dining room like he was remembering something. She waited to see if he would continue. He did, his voice dreamy. "It's not just not having to eat alone. I like the way you eat." She snickered and he glanced at her, smiling indulgently, then looked down at the mug he'd moved to rest on his stomach. "No, I didn't mean it like that. It's just that when we're not caught up in a case, you really pay attention to what you eat. You enjoy it," he said, waving one hand in the air. "All of it, not just the eating, but the taste and the feel of it. And when I'm with you, I do, too. By myself, I just shovel it in and keep on reading or watching TV. But with you, it's not just a meal, it's a whole sensual experience." He paused, and she wasn't sure how to respond. "Sorry," he said. "I didn't mean to embarrass you." "No, Mulder, I'm not embarrassed. I'm just surprised. I never really thought of it that way," she said, thinking for a moment before adding, "I've always been like that, my whole family is. Meals were a time to relax and enjoy the company." As soon as she said it, she wanted to kick herself. A corner of his mouth quirked, acknowledging her sudden discomfort. "It's okay, Scully. I wish I'd had something like that. It sounds nice. My family never really talked at the table, especially just before my folks got divorced. I remember a school counselor once recommended that for a week, we not bring reading material to the dinner table. We lasted three days. It was so awkward, my mother staring out the window, my father keeping his eyes on his plate, me not knowing what to do or what to say. The next night, we all brought our books. And I guess the habit stuck." Slipping another long fork into the drawer, she moved her hand up to cup the edge of his face, his whiskers prickly against her palm. He leaned into it for a moment and then, setting his mug on the counter behind him, reached out and drew her into a hug. She linked her fingers together and rested them in the small of his back, listening to his heart under her ear. She wondered if he could feel her heart, then decided he could, even if he sensed it with his own heart and not with the nerve endings in his skin. "I especially liked eating with you last night," he continued, mischief rumbling in his voice and lifting the sober mood that had settled in. "I may never recover from watching you swirl that gooey string of cheese into your mouth with your tongue." She poked him in the ribs and leaned back to look at him. "Well, I may never recover from being fed warm, crusty French bread from the fingers of a very handsome man." He flushed slightly and she was charmed. Able to dish out all that innuendo with a straight face, but when you got right down to it, he was a mushball. She could definitely get used to this Sunday morning routine. Though if she had hopes of making it to church on time, she was going to have to start getting ready soon. She kissed him lightly and backed away, ignoring the disappointed look on his face. "I have to finish putting this stuff away so I can get to church on time." He straightened up quickly, a worried look clouding his face, as if he thought she wanted him out of her house, like he'd overstepped some boundary. "Not so fast, G-man. You aren't escaping without helping me finish in here." As she'd intended, his face relaxed at her lilting tone. "You, the woman who has a detailed battle plan for loading a dishwasher, is going to let me put stuff away?" he teased. "Well, let's not get carried away. You can start by putting away your fork," she gestured at the caddy, his green-tipped fondue fork from the night before the last utensil waiting patiently for a home. His eyes shot up to meet hers, and she wondered what she'd said that made him watch her so carefully, his eyes serious above his playful smile. "Mine?" he asked. She looked at him, suddenly aware they were talking about more than a fork. "Yours," she said firmly. He hesitated, then smiled shyly, pleased. "Mine," he agreed. * * * The End. * * * Notes: Happy birthday to Dasha and Shari! I hope this story has all the food and spooning you hoped for. Many thanks to Barbara D. for excellent and cheerful beta services and for offering a title to replace "Mulder Gets Forked."This started as a writing exercise that Jill recommended on scullyfic, to write a story about an everyday activity, whose purpose was to evoke all 5 senses. Emptying the dishwasher seemed to fit the bill. But then I thought, why stop at 5? Add a sense of humor and a "Spidey sense," and you're already up to 7. :-) Thanks, Jill, for running such an educational and entertaining list serve. And, of course: Axel's Fondue Recipe 15 oz. of Gruyere cheese 3 oz. Emmenthal cheese 2 oz. cheddar cheese 1/4 tsp. baking soda, sprinkled on top of the grated cheese Dry white wine, about 3 oz. a person. If less than 6 people, add one more for the pot. Wipe the pot with a clove of peeled garlic, and after chopping it finely, add it to the pot. Warm the wine slowly in the pot until it bubbles, then add the cheese in gradually. Stir in a clockwise direction with a wooden spoon (the Swiss are a *very* precise people ). When the cheese melts, add 1 liquor glass of Kirsch (cherry brandy) and a little corn starch to thicken the mixture. Bring the pot to a boil twice. Serve with crusty French or Italian bread that's not too fresh. __________________________________________________