| The National Junior Smartass Society |
| I, for the record, am not in the National Junior Honor Society, which is completely different from this organization. This is due to a number of reasons, primarily grades. I also, for the record, am not entirely sure what they do in NJHS, but have plenty of geeky friends (my undercover informants that are bringing it down from the inside) who are members. It was quite to my dismay to have discovered that most members don't even grasp exactly what goes on in there. So I decided that it's about time someone took action and made a club of truly intellectual (nerdy) individuals who would appreciate the ability to voice their opinion in a less oppressive environment (unlike the one I myself am subjected to eight hours a day, five days a week...). |