| With You |
| I had just gotten back from the mall when my cell phone started to ring, to the entrance music of Shawn Michaels no less. I looked at my phone to see who was calling me and got a huge smile on my face, ‘Kevin Scott’ was displayed. I decided I would LOVE to freak Kev out, “Hey Baby, why aren’t you laying in my bed naked right now? I thought you were gonna give me some lovin’?” “Just WHO do you think this is!?” I smiled, “Well Baby… I KNOW who it is, but you’re gonna have to beg and plead for me to give you any pleasure next time you’re in town.” Kev’s eyes got dark and he started to get pissed, “Kendra! Who are you pleasuring!? I’M GONNA RIP HIS BALLS OFF!!!” I laughed. “Kevin, I was just playing with you. I haven’t seen you in forever it seems, but I wouldn’t change that DRASTICALLY without someone going and telling you.” Kevin sighed, his anger starting to leave slowly. “Kendra Savannah Nash, I can’t believe you did that to me! I was having a hart attack over here wondering who I was gonna have to kill, and if I was gonna become an Uncle WAY too soon.” I rolled my eyes, “KEVIN!! Calm down! GOD, sometimes it sucks to have you as an older brother, I don’t get to have any fun! I mean here I go trying to have some fun… but NOO you just suck the fun right out of making you squirm.” Kevin laughed, “I’m your older brother… that’s what I do.” “Kev… Why’d you call?? It seems you never call anymore, I miss hearing your voice big bruder. And I haven’t seen you in forever!” Kevin sighed, “That’s what I was going to talk to you about munchkin. I’m planning a trip and I wanted to know if you’d be interested in joining me.” That sparked my interest, “Where you going?” Kevin smiled, “Oh no where important, just Disney World with Tristen. He really wants ‘Aunt Vanna’ to come with though.” I smiled, “Aww, Trist really wants me to come??” “Yep, he’ll be real disappointed if you turn me down on this wonderful opportunity to visit ‘the mouse’ with him.” I laughed, “Well, then tell Trist have no fear, I’ll definetly come. When is it anyways?” “Three weeks from now. It’s not too late of notice is it?” I smiled, it’s just like Kev to forget that I have a life, oh wait… I don’t have a life, never mind. “No you big nerd. I have no plans, like usual. I figure it’s a week long trip?” Kev smiled, “Yep. We’re staying at the Grand Floridian Resort.” “OHH… I’ve been there. Nice.” There was a small pause, “So… is it just the three of us? Or are more people coming with?” Kev laughed, “Well, it WAS going to be a surprise, but ‘eh… Shawn, Becca and Camron are coming with.” When he said Shawn’s name my face lit up, “I get to see my Shawnie and Cam? OHH FUN FUN FUN!!” After was stopped talking about the upcoming trip the subject was changed to Kevin’s life in the WWE… or rather his departure from the WWE. “So… I guess you heard about my contract not being renewed and my not taking the corporate position?” I sighed, I knew we would talk about this eventually… I was dreading it though, “Yea. I found out thru the grapevine though. At first I thought it was a rumor… but then I realized they took you off the Superstars list on wwe.com, so I knew there was some truth behind it.” “Yea. I know how much you loved my job. I’m sorry, I was just getting too old and I really didn’t want to have an office job. I’m set as it is for the rest of my life, plus I wanna be here for Tristen while he grows into a young man.” I sighed, “I know Kev… I’m not disappointed. I knew the inevitable was going to happen some day, I just didn’t realize HOW soon it would happen is all. Tristen’s in 3rd grade right now right?” “Yep. My little man’s growing up fast. You should see him K… he’s such a jock and he’s so smart. I know he didn’t get the smarts from me, that’s all his mom.” I rolled my eyes, “Kevin Scott Nash, you are a VERY smart man. You don’t give yourself enough credit. Man, sometimes you’re worse then I am at shooting yourself short.” Kevin laughed, “I don’t think that’s possible K… you’re really hard on yourself. I know many guys that would love to take a crack at you. And I’m so proud of the fact that you don’t even know how beautiful you are, that makes you even more precious.” I shook my head, “Oh yea… I’m delicate like a fuckin’ precious moment. Don’t drop me, I’ll bust into a million pieces.” “Kendra… That’s not what I meant and you know it!” I rolled my eyes, “Yea, yea, Whatever.” “K… I think you should come out here and visit for a week before we go to Disney. What do ya say??” I rolled my eyes, “You honestly don’t expect me to refuse do you? I can never tell you no. It’s a curse.” Kevin laughed, “I know. I’ve always loved that about you. You can never tell me ‘no’ and I can never tell you ‘no’.” About half an hour later I got off the phone with Kevin. I sat at my computer and got back to work. I’m a web designer, I’ve designed a total of seventeen web sites and I’m working on two new ones at the moment. For all of you who didn’t understand what went on between my brother and I earlier I’ll fill you in now. My name is Kendra Savannah Nash, my older brother is Kevin Scott Nash, former WWE wrestler. I’m 24 years old and fresh out of design school, well I was fresh out of design school a few months ago actually. I work in the home, or my apartment technically. I’m a web designer so there’s no need for an office job or anything like that. No formal business attire or anything of that nature… which I’m extremely grateful for. I guess you might be wondering what I look like hmmm?? Well, I am a Nash so I’m tall. 6 foot even, which kinda sucks, but ‘eh, it COULD be worse. I have long light brown hair, it goes to my mid back, I’ve had long hair for as long as I can remember. I have really odd colored eyes. They’re hazel with a little bit of brown in the center of them. The weird combination make my eyes change color a tad depending on what I’m wearing, sometimes they look brown, sometimes hazel… but usually they look greenish. I weigh 165, which isn’t that much… but it could be less. My family… you might want to know a little bit about them. First off there’s Kevin. He’s my Rock, always been there for me. Basically the best big brother anyone could EVER ask for. Kevin has a son Tristen, he’s 9... Amazing, I have no clue how he got so old, I remember the day he was born, the doctors didn’t want to let me into the hospital room, I mean I was only 11, but Kevin let me come in anyways… I think the doctors were scared of him, CORRECTION, I KNOW the doctors were scared of him. My mom and dad have both died. They got old. They were 40 when they had me, so it was just a short amount of time they had left to spend with me. I’m okay with their deaths now, when they each happened it was really hard on me, but it’s been a few years since mom died and then dad died last year, but it was his time. Sad to say about a 60 year old, but it was true. I don’t want to get into the details of their deaths because they bring up really sad memories, but I love them very much and I know they’re looking down on myself, Kevin and Tristen every day. I worked on the web sites until late that night and then decided that it was time for bed. So I turned off my computer screen and went to my bedroom to sleep. A girl need her beauty rest, right?? Oh yea, I’m a firm believer in the get as much sleep as humanly possible thing. If I wake up before 9 I’m pretty much a bitch the entire day, so I tend to sleep in. I usually get up around 10, depending on what I have to do the next day. What’s on my calendar for tomorrow?? Oh yea… a whole bunch of NOTHING! It was 9:30 when I woke up the next morning. I started my day like usual… grabbed a star buck’s Mocha Cappuccino from my fridge and sat down at my computer. I opened my e-mail account, the majority of my inbox was filled with junk mail… I mean seriously, I’m female, why would I need viagra or anything else to ‘keep it up’? After I deleted all the crap I noticed I had an e-mail from Shawn (Michaels). While waiting for my computer to open the e-mail I squealed and swiveled around in my chair. It had been awhile since I’d heard from my Shawnie Boy. My Sweet Little Kendra-- I hear you’ll be joining us on our trip to Disney in a few weeks. It should be lots of fun, I mean… I’ll be there after all. *grin* How have you been Sweet Stuff? I haven’t talked to you in a while. Do you have a boyfriend yet, or are you holding out for some charming wrestler? I mean, afterall, I am taken… and I don’t know anyone quite as charming as I am. I’ll let you go now Sweet Stuff. Talk to ya later Babe. Your #1 Man-- --Shawn The entire time I had been reading the e-mail I was laughing my ass off. I thought of a response and then hit reply. My Sexy Boy Shawnie-- You heard correct stud muffin. I’ll be there to pester you the ENTIRE trip in Disney. And you know we always have a blast when we’re together. As for what’s been going on with me… not much actually. You know I’ve been designing web pages… I finally found a job that I love. On that topic I think good ol’ HBK needs an official sight and I’d LOVE to be the one to design it for you. And I’m going to pretend you didn’t mention me and a boyfriend. You know as well as I do that I’ve never had a boyfriend, hell… I’ve never even been kissed. And to answer you OTHER question… NO. I’m not waiting around for a charming wrestler to sweep me off my feet… wait did I just say sweep me off my feet?? *grin* OH… and if by chance you happen to know any charming wrestlers go ahead and send them my way, I’d be more then happy to take them off your hands. I guess I should stop typing, seeing as how this e-mail is turning out to be more like a book. I’ll talk to you later you Sexy Beast You! Your #1 Gal-- --Kendra --Two Weeks Later-- I was in my seat on the airplane to San Antonio. **Author’s Note** I know Kevin doesn’t live in Texas, but for the purpose of my story he does, kay??** The please fasten seat belt sign had just lit up and the flight attendant told us the plane would be landing in the next 15 minutes. When I heard that I got VERY excited. I hadn’t seen Shawnie or Kevin in quite some time, Kev and Tristen were picking me up at the airport. I was the most excited to see T (that’s what I call Tristen), I hadn’t the little man in ages it seemed and I just knew that he’d probably grown a whole hell of a lot, I mean look at his daddy. The plane finally landed and I was finally off the damn plane. Don’t get me wrong I’d much rather sit in a plane for a few measly hours then sit in a car for an ungodly amount of time… but I loved the feeling of solid ground underneath my feet, it was just so reassuring. I saw Kevin in a crowd and then looked down to Tristen. As soon as I got to them I bent down and gave T the biggest hug ever. After a few seconds Tristen spoke up, “Ummm… Aunt Vannah, I can’t breathe. Let go.” I laughed, then I looked up at Kev, “So T… you been takin’ care of your old man for me?” Tristen nodded, “Yep, just like you told me to.” Kevin shook his head, “Well? Aren’t you gonna give this ’old man’ a hug?” I smiled and jumped into Kevin’s arms. “Man, I’ve missed my boys WAY too much! I should visit more often.” On the way to luggage claim we started chatting. “How’s 3rd grade Tristen?” Tristen’s eyes lit up, “It’s great! Way better then 2nd. We just got done learning about dinosaurs, like T-Rex and Triceratops. We had to do a project on the computer.” I smiled, “On the computer, eh? How’d that turn out little man?” Kevin smiled, “He got an A. You would have been so proud Kendra. He got all the computer knowledge from you. The teacher even told me Tristen’s VERY advanced in anything that is computer oriented.” I smiled and hugged Tristen to my side, “So my little man’s doing good? I’m so proud of you buddy.” By the time we finally got back to Kevin’s house it was time for lunch. “So Kev… What’s for lunch?? I’m Starving!” Kevin laughed, “You? Starving? NEVER!” I rolled my eyes at Kevin and helped him make Chicken Nuggets and Waffle Fries, Tristen’s Favorite. --Later That Day-- I had just gotten out of the shower and I was singing along with a cd I had made at the top of my lungs. I was just starting to walk out of the bathroom dressed and ready for more action with T when I heard laughter. I turned to my left and saw three guys standing there laughing at what I assumed was me. “Problem Gentlemen?” “No Ma’am. We just didn’t know that Kevin was involved with anyone.” I looked at him like he was a fool, “You think??” And then I burst out laughing. “Good God. You think I’M with KEVIN??” After I calmed down I started talking again, “No… I’m Kendra Nash. Kevin’s sister. I assume you’ve heard about me from one of the ’old guys’ in the fed… but I could be wrong.” Two of the guys looked at me like I was a moron but the third thought about it, “I think I’ve heard Kev mention you before. But I didn’t realize your name was Kendra.” I rolled my eyes, “Oh… that’s cuz they don’t usually call me Kendra. They call me so many damn nicknames it’s not even funny. Tristen calls me Aunt Vannah, which in turn had half the guys calling me Vannah White. Paul calls me Little Nash. And Kevin and Shawn call me all types of cutesy nicknames you call a little sister.” “Shawn’s your brother too??” I shook my head, “No… but I’ve known him FOREVER it seems so I’m like a little sister to him. I mean we go way back. I’ve known him since the HBK and Diesel days, if you can believe that.” I started to feel uncomfortable around these guys, they weren’t talking, just staring and it wasn’t much fun. So I went down stairs to find out who these goons were. Of course the morons followed me. I found Kev in the Kitchen getting a bottle of water. I put my arms around Kevin’s neck and he stood up taking me with him, so I just wrapped my legs around him and he gave me a piggy back ride into the family room. Kevin looked at me, “Need something hun?” I smiled sweetly, “Yea. Kevvy, who are the people in your house??” Kevin looked at me oddly, “What do you mean?” I rolled my eyes, “There were 3 goons upstairs when I got done in the bathroom. Who are they, the morons never introduced themselves.” Kevin laughed, “Oh… those people. They’re wrestlers hun.” I sighed, “I figured that much. Are they nice, or are they always freaks that stare at chicks like myself?” “They were staring at you?? I’m gonna have to have a nice little chat with them later.” I rolled my eyes, “Kevin Scott Nash… you leave those young men alone. There’s no need for you to threaten them. I’m sure they’re all involved and if not they don’t want to be involved with me, kay?” Kevin shook his head, “Yea, yea… whatever you say Princess Kendra.” I smiled, “Where’s T? I wanna hang with my little man as much as I can.” “He’s working on his homework right now. Spelling words I believe… but you can play with him later. Wanna watch the game with me?” I shuddered, “Spelling… yuck. Sure, what game?” “I dunno. I was just gonna watch whatever was on.” I shook me head, go figure… that’s just like something Kevin would do. --The Next Morning-- “Aunt Vannah! Aunt Vannah! Wake Up!” I rolled over and looked at Tristen, “Is there a reason you’re jumping on my bed and screaming wake up?” Tristen giggled, “Yeppers!” I rolled my eyes and sat up in bed knowing that T would never let me go back to sleep. Tristen had a HUGE smile on his face, “There’s someone waiting downstairs for you. They told me to wake you up. So I did!” I sighed, “Is it someone important?” Tristen’s smile got even bigger and he nodded his head emphatically. I rolled my eyes, “So… should I go down there in my pj’s or should change into real clothes??” Tristen giggled, “Go down there NOW!” I shook my head and laughed at Tristen’s silliness. “Whatever you say little man. Whatever you say.” When I got down stairs I saw Shawn’s jacket on the back of the couch. I ran thru the living room into the family room and jumped on Shawn’s back. Kevin and Shawn laughed. “SHAWNIE!” Shawn laughed, “Hey Sweet Stuff! I’ve missed you. It’s been WAY too long.” I realized that I was still on Shawn’s back and I hopped off scared, “OH… Shawn. I didn’t hurt you, did I??” Shawn smiled at the concern in my voice, “No Sweets, you didn’t hurt me. I’m the Heart Break Kid, I don’t let some beautiful girl hopping on my back hurt me. Especially not when she’s my little buddie, although you’re not really too little anymore.” Shawn grinned and I rolled my eyes, “Oh shut up you! You’re just mad cuz I don’t want me a piece of the Showstoppa.” I smirked and then added, “Yep, I don’t want a piece, I want the WHOLE thing.” Kevin laughed, “You know Kendra… when you get a man of your own I don’t think he’ll understand the relationship you two have. He’d probably want to deck Shawn and wisk you away into the sunset.” I rolled my eyes, “Oh well… and besides… I have to get a man before that can happen, and well you two know how much luck I have in that department. Zippo, Nada, None. I’m starting to think I’m cursed to live by myself and never have a love like that.” Shawn sighed, “No Kendra. That’s NOT true. I just have to find the right man for you and then you’ll be set for life. You can have yourself some little babies and everything else you want in life.” A tear ran down my cheek, “Thanks Shawn. But I’m not so sure about that.” Shawn hugged me and made a silent promise to himself, *Oh Kendra, I swear I’ll find a man for you. I just have to look around at the guys in the fed who like her. Yea, that’s what I’ll do.* I set my head on Shawn’s shoulder, “SO… What are you doing here Shawnie? There MUST be a reason you sent T up to wake me… or at least there BETTER be a reason.” Shawn smiled, “Well, the WWE is in town, RAW is tomorrow, and I just wanted to know if you wanted an escort to the back to see everybody.” I backed up, “Everybody’s here?” Shawn smiled, “Yep. Do you still watch even though Big Sexy isn’t on anymore?” I sighed, “Well… I debated it for a while. But after all the years of watching wrestling I realized I was addicted. You know… I think Vince needs to make WA: Wrestleholics Anonymous.” All three of us were laughing after that. “Actually… I LOVE to watch you wrestle. That and all those hot young men, wooo… Kendra wants her some of that!” Kevin laughed, “Oh… Kendra wants her some of that, does she?” I looked down, “Umm… I didn’t mean to say that out loud. Is it too much to ask to pretend I didn’t say that?” Shawn smiled, “Yes. But I do want to know WHO you were talking about.” I looked around the room and pretended I didn’t hear him. “Sweet Stuff… WHO on the roster do you like?” I sighed, “A lot of ’em. I’ll tell you what. You say their name and I’ll let you know if I like them.” Shawn laughed and got a piece of paper and pen so he could make a list. “Paper? You’re NOT gonna write this down!” Shawn rolled his eyes, “That’s NOT the reason why I have this. There are TONS of guys on the roster. I would probably say the same names over and over.” I rolled my eyes, “Whatever Shawnie, Whatever!” “Let’s get this started then, shall we?” I nodded, “Yea. Lets get this out of the way o I can eat come cereal for breakfast. Wait. I’m gonna eat while you list this.” I got up and got myself a bowl and milk, then I grabbed my cereal, Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds. “Alright Sweets, lets start this. Triple H?” I laughed, “Used to… his hair is gay though, you can go ahead and let him know that though… or I could let him know tonight couldn’t I?? Plus he‘s married to Steph.” Shawn laughed, “Yea you could. Randy Orton.” “Starting with Evolution I see. Yea, Randy’s hot.” “Batista?” “Hell yea. I think he’s married with two daughters though.” And then I laughed. “Yep. He is. Booker T?” “Eh… he’s not a dog, but he’s too old.” Shawn laughed, “Okay then… RVD?” “He’s got a nice ass. But I think he’s married isn’t he?” “Yes he is, just checking your knowledge. Bubba Ray?” “Um… no. None of the Dudley’s.” “So that crosses out D-Von and Spike. How ’bout Benoit?” “Hmmm… I dunno. He’s got something going for him. I don’t remember if he’s off the market though.” “I’m not sure. Jericho?” “Oh going with the Chris’ now?? Hell Yea. Irving is HOT, married, but Hot.” “True, Jess is really nice. Christian?” “Nope. Edge is hotter. Both are married though.” Mark Jindrak?” “Um… I wanna say he’s the cuter one. Not sure.” “Okay then, Garrison Cade?” “Like I just said, I don’t remember who the cuter one was.” Shawn laughed, “Okay then. Onto another team. Rob Conway?” “No. But Rene Dupree is HOT. He’s the only one of La Resistance that I’d have anything to do with.” “Alright then. No to Rob, Yes to Rene, and No to Sylvan. Hmmm… Goldberg?” “Wooo… Bill’s a hottie. Old, but he’s a hottie. Next?” “Okay then… Maven?” “Yea. He’s injured. Man Shawn you’re really trying to stump me. It’s NOT working!” “Lance Storm?” “Um… no.” Shawn laughed, “Okay. Val Venis?” I smiled, “Shawnie. You know as well as I do… I used to chant Val Venis has no penis all the time. He is cute, but I don’t really like him that way.” “Yea. I knew that one. Just had to ask. Kane?” I smiled, “Well… if he didn’t have the front part of his hair that way and if he didn’t shave his eyebrows yea… Glenn’s got a nice bod.” Shawn laughed, “Nice bod, more hair? Okay then. Matt Hardy?” I sighed, “Jeff is the hot one. I wish he’d come back. Mat, yuck. Jeff, oh hell yea.” “Sweets you’re weird. The Hurricane, Sha…” “Shane Helms. Without the Hurri mask, he’s damn sexy. The green hair? Kind of a turn off… but I could look past that.” “You like Shane?” “Yep. Sugar’s hot. And no… I don’t like Rosey, so DON’T ask.” “Man. Take all the fun outta this. Test?” “He’s hot. His character’s a prick right now, BUT he is hot.” “Steiner?” “No… I don’t like my men looking like they may take steroids.” “Steve Austin?” “If he was younger oh HELL YEAH! But no… he’s older then you Shawnie… that’s the cut off.” And I laughed, cuz the cut off is WAY below that. My personal cut off is around 30. “The Rock?” “Well, he’s a great athlete. But no. Dwayne just doesn’t do IT for me. And that goatee, it looks kinda stupid on him.” “Okay… I think that’s all of them. Or at least all the important ones.” I smiled, “So… I don’t get to like any guys off Smack Down? What about John Cena and Brock Lesnar? They’re fucking gorgeous. Lesnar’s married and has a daughter Mya… but he’s still hot.” --Before we left for RAW-- I was looking thru my clothes TRYING to decide what to wear. I had finally narrowed it down to three outfits, but I needed help. “KEV! Come Here! Please!” Kevin laughed from the doorway, “I knew you’d need my help. What Princess Kendra?” I smiled, “Yep. Got some wardrobe problems. Should I dress like normal, in sweats, or dress sexy?” “I dunno. What do they look like?” I moved out of the way and pointed to the bed. Kevin laughed, “Personally I like the sweats. But if you wanna fool the guys that wouldn’t work. Just for the reaction I think you should dress sexy. I like the short skirt and the halter top. Very Divaesque.” I rolled my eyes, “Oh yea. I wanna look like a Diva. Move over Trish, here comes Kendra. Yea right.” Kevin laughed, “Well, you never know.” I rolled my eyes, again. “Kevin Scott. I do NOT want to be a Diva. I’m not like that and you know it. But it will be fun to dress up. Haven’t done that in a while.” With that I kicked Kevin out and changed. Then I did my makeup and curled my hair. When Shawn got there he whistled, “Owe Owe… those boys will never recognize you. And since WHEN do you dress like this Sweets?” I grabbed my purse and smiled, “I don’t usually. But Kev made a good point earlier. If I wanna surprise my boys I’ll have to dress differently.” Then I got an evil grin on my face, “PLUS… I hope to knock the younger guys off their feet.” Shawn chuckled, “You’ll do just that. To the car M’Lady?” I put my arm thru Shawn’s and we were off to RAW. When we got to the arena I looked around awe struck, “Man Shawnie… I forgot how it felt to be backstage.” Shawn smiled, “I know what ya mean Sweets. So… do you want me to give you the grand tour and meet everyone that way, OR do you want to go off on your own and meet everyone that way?” I thought about it for a minute, “I think I’ll go off on my own. I need to go find Paulie. I miss the Big Lug! Plus, I gotta inform him of his bad hair cut!” And with that I was off on my own. I found Evolution’s locker room without much trouble and I knocked. Dave Batista answered the door and flexed his muscles at me. I grinned, “Nice… but not what I was looking for.” “What do you want?!” I looked at Batista like ’You gotta be shittin’ me’ “Well. I wanted to speak to your fearless leader. Am I allowed in?” Batista looked me up and down, I smiled and gave the ’live long and prosper’ sign with my hand, “I come in peace.” Batista shook his head and I could tell he wanted to laugh but was holding it in. He moved out of the doorway and I walked into the locker room. I saw Paul (Triple H) talking to Randy Orton so I walked over to the to of them. After a minute or two Paul noticed me and he just stared at me. I smiled sweetly at him and he looked me up and down. I put my hands on my hips, “You don’t recognize me?!?” Paul laughed, “I’m supposed to remember you?” “Yea. How can you forget me??” Ric, who had been sitting on the couch reading a magazine, said, “Why would H recognize you? You probably weren’t that good.” My eyes about fell out of my head and my mouth fell down in shock. I turned my head and stared at Ric Flair in shock. I was about to give him a piece of my mind, but thought better of it. He’d feel bad for saying that after he knew who I was. I grabbed Paul’s bicep, “Can I jog your memory?” Paul laughed, “Go for it.” I smiled and got down on my knees careful not to flash the other guys. Randy laughed, “Getting in THAT position won’t jog nothing’ baby.” I rolled my eyes and latched onto Paul’s leg, “Paulie… PLEASE Play with me! PLEASE PAULIE! Shawnie and Kevie won’t.” Paul about died, “KENDRA!?!” I smiled and got up, “I can’t believe you didn’t recognize me!” Paul engulfed me in a huge hug. “How could I POSSIBLY recognize you?! You wearing THAT?! Put some clothes on! Here…” And Paul started to take off his shirt. I laughed, “You’re so silly Paulie.” Then I looked over at the rest of Evolution, “Paul Michael! Introduce me!” The guys looked at each other shocked and Randy mouthed ’Paul Michael?’ Paul smiled, “Kendra, this is Evolution.” And he stopped there. I rolled my eyes, “Stupid Ass. I KNOW they’re Evolution. GOD, you’re worthless!” Then I turned to the other guys. “Hi! I’m Kendra Nash. I know ho you guys are, so you don’t need to introduce yourselves.” Ric looked puzzled, “Kendra Nash? Kevin’s little sister?” I smiled and nodded, “Yep. I haven’t see you in forever Ric. How have you been?” Ric smiled, “WOO! Still going strong. How are you?” I laughed at his response, “I’m just great. And I KNOW you want to strut, so go for it.” Ric nodded and did his ’strut’ across the room. I turned to Paul, “I have a bone to pick with you!” Paul looked like a deer caught in head lights, “Ugh Oh… what did I do now?” I ran my hand thru his hair, “Why Paulie? WHY?!” Paul laughed, “Not a big fan of the hair huh?” I sighed, “No. I mean… it’s just SO ugly! It was so much better before you let the hair people get their hands on it.” Randy laughed, “The hair people?” I rolled my eyes, “Don’t make fun Orton. You don’t want me to get started on you!” Paul smiled, “No… Little Nash here, she tears you apart.” I smiled up at Paul and nodded. Randy laughed, “I’m not afraid of what some little girl thinks of me.” I turned on my heel and faced Randy, “Little Girl!?!?” Paul hit his head, “No Boy. NO!” Randy just looked at me and didn’t back down. I smirked evilly, “Paulie… how old is Randy?” Paul sighed, “23.” I nodded, “That’s what I thought. Well you Little Shit. Next time you want to call someone Little Girl you might want to make sure she’s ACTUALLY younger then you. When’s your birthday?” “April 1st.” I smirked, “April Fool’s Day?! That would suck! But that makes me almost a year older then you.” Ric looked shocked, “You’re 24??” I smiled, “Sure Am. April 20th.” Ric shook his head in disbelief, “Wow. Time sure flies.” Batista smiled, “Your birthday’s 420?” I rolled my eyes, “I figured someone would bring that up.” Randy laughed, “And you said my birthday sucked? Your birthday is National Smoke Pot Day!” I sighed, “Yes. I am aware of that Orton. I have lived with it now for 24 years.” I turned to Paul, “How can you work with him?!” Paul shrugged, “He’s not usually like this. I think you have this effect on him.” I scoffed, “HA! I have that effect on NO ONE! GOD! What is with you and Shawnie?! You both think I have some sort of sex appeal on guys.” Batista looked at me oddly, “You don’t think you have sex appeal?” I sighed annoyed, “No. I don’t. I mean… if I had sex appeal wouldn’t I have a boyfriend?! HELL! I’ll even go one up on that… I’m a fuckin’ virgin. I’m 24 and a virgin, how pathetic!?!” The guys were silent. When I realized what I said I hit myself on the head. I sat on the ground and covered my face shaking my head. No one was saying anything. I was mumbling to myself, “No, No, No, No, No! Paulie??” Paul knelt down next to me, “Yes?” “Please, Please tell me I did NOT just say that in front of two extremely hot men.” I opened my eyes and looked up at Paul and you could see the tears well up in my eyes. Paul grabbed me and gave me a big hug, “I wish I could hun, I wish I could.” A tear slid down my cheek and I let out a shaky sigh. Ric was looking at us, “We can pretend you didn’t say anything, Right Boys?!?” They both nodded, “Yea. You didn’t say anything.” I just shook my head, “I don’t know why I’m making such a big deal out of it. I guess I’m just weird.” Randy came over, “You’re not weird Kendra. You might have mood swings, but you’re not weird.” I just looked at Randy, “Well Orton… if I’m not weird, then how come I have a 5 year old Hanson song in my head?” Randy just looked kind of stunned, “Well… I assume you liked Hanson, but I really don’t know.” Paul laughed, “Liked Hanson… nope. Little Nash Loved Hanson!” I punched Paul in the arm, “YOU BITCH! They did NOT need to know that!” Batista laughed, “You just got called a Bitch! Man I think you’re the only one who would get away with calling Paul a Bitch.” I smiled, “Yep. I’m special. Paulie loves me too much to get too mad at me.” Paul raised his eyebrows, “Oh, Paulie does, does he?” I batted my eyelashes, “Yes. My Paulie loves me. Not in the way he loves Stephanie. But in the way he would love a little sister who pesters him.” Paul nodded, “Ya got me. I love you like the little sister I never had.” I stuck my tongue out at Evolution, “See… TOLD YA!” They all laughed and I said, “Well, it was nice talking to you guys, when I wasn’t embarrassing myself that is. But Kendra wants to meet some more WWE Hotties!” Ric, Randy and Dave looked at me funny and Paul said, “Kendra talks in 3rd person some times. She got that from Dwayne (The Rock).” As I was leaving the room I heard Randy ask, “WWE hotties? What we’re not hot enough for her?” I turned around in the doorway, “No… you’re plenty hot. But I need to go embarrass myself in front of the rest of ’em. Then I’ll come back to you.” After I left the room Paul looked at Randy, “Kid… You hurt her and not only will I kill you, so will half the roster. Everyone thinks of Kendra as their own sister.” Randy nodded, “I get it. She’s off limits.” Paul nodded, “Mmmhmm… It’s better you think of it that way.” Randy smiled, “Whatever you say… Paulie!” Paul growled, “If ANY of you start calling me that I’ll kill you! Kendra is the ONLY one allowed to call me Paulie… ever!” Continue to PART II |