| ZOMBIE OUTBREAK!!! |
| IIn the likely event of a zombie outbreak you should have a clear aim of where to go to escape or survive. For all you lucky people who live in Northampton I can reveal this safe place. In Duston village there is a place called Timkens, and the firm own a massive field, and buildings surrounded by a newly purchased steel mesh fence (which is zombie proof, as it has been tested by me) so head to this field and you will be safe (as long as you can get over the barbed wire fence, though i think one side is just wooden fencing) There are food shops all near the area, so if you do come, raid the shops on the way (not that i endorse this) Theres a storage shed on the field so all food can be stored there. Please bring your own weapons as all i will have are a couple of short range weapons (mallet, sledgehammer, scythe, saws, hammers, drills and other odd sharp instruments of screaming hot white death. SERIOUS UPDATE - Timkins no longer exists, fearing my base would be great the United British and American governments nuked the place, a fact they publicly deny - SHOCK HORROR |
| Dreams of a Happyhead |
| Well i sure have had wierd dreams recently (october 2002) 25th-running across field being chased by giant black spiders which have climbed on top of each other to form 8 tall speeding spider heaps. As i run they run big boulders and rocks at me, there slowly cvatching up, as they are nearly touching me a voice over says all who have been touched by these have died. I take a kick at the heap... 26th-near house see a lion and lioness eating a tiger, i avoid them but notice lion cubs, so i climb onto a fence, but person with me is attacked by them. 27th-I am a ghostbuster?! at sixfields sainsburys shooting at green blobs As of late, well actually about once a month i have dreams that zombies have takien over the world, there quite damn freaky, actually, though i always wake up having survived, prehaps i am having a glimpse into the future? alas dear friends(yeah right) who knows the mysticisms of the mind? |
| Night of the 8th july 2004- Dremt i was playing paintball, but everyone had real guns instead of false, my base was a cave which all my friends were sat in, i went out to the woods and started killing old people, women and children (though they too had guns) i was using duel semi automatic handguns, was feeling guiltyat shooting people but it was fun : ) |