| THE DAY I LOST MY SOUL |
| It was a cold and stormy morning. Last Sunday(4/15) I did what any stupid person would do...I LET MY BEST FRIEND CUT MY HAIR! WOOHOO! And actually it was in the afternoon, and really warm and sunny. SO SHUT UP. This is the story of how I went from an UGLY French Porn star...to SEXY PIMP DADDY! It all started when my home gurl Erin called me up when i was taking my nap. We had bought the supplies the day before, and Erin was all pumped up about it. HOWEVER, I firmly believed that I would never ever let her hands with scissors in them touch the head holding my long hair. So I arrived at Erin's and she was like...ARE YOU READY, LET'S GO!!! Naturally I stalled and we went to go pick up Amber. Upon our arrival at Amber's house, we discovered her man Rich was there as well, so he came along for the ride of me losing my soul. Finally we were back at Erin's house and she was ready to go. She didn't have any scissors for hair or anything, so she took regular paper scissors and we went out back to her backyard. Her dad thought I was stupid for letting his daughter actually cut my hair. I told him she wasn't even gonna touch my head ;) However, I was horribly wrong. After about 20 minutes of me running around the backyard claiming "I will not let you do this...you're a fool" and other such phrases, Erin snapped back with "These are your inhabitions. LET THEM FLY FREE IN THE WIND" or something like that...so anyways, she started cutting. (continued on the next page) |
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| wow, i look like shit |