THE WORLD'S GREATEST PICK UP LINES
1---I LOST MY TEDDY BEAR, WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME?
2---EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A BAND-AID? I SCRAPED MY KNEE WHEN I FELL FOR YOU.
3---I HOPE YOU HAVE A LIBRARY CARD BECAUSE I'M CHECKING YOU OUT.
4---YOUR TAG SAYS MADE IN USA, BUT I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU WERE MADE IN HEAVEN.
5--HEY LADY, THOSE ARE SOME NICE CLOTHES, CAN I TALK YOU OUT OF THEM?
6---HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?  POACHED, SCRAMBLED, OR FERTILIZED
7---IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST?  CAUSE YOU'RE DA BOMB!
8---MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE DIARRHEA, I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN
9---YOUR PARENTS MUST BE RETARDED, BECAUSE YOU ARE SPECIAL.
10---WANT TO PLAY PEARL HARBOR?....IT'S A GAME WHERE I LAY BACK WHILE YOU BLOW THE HELL OUTTA ME!
11---IF YOU WERE A BURGER AT MCDONALD'S, I'D CALL YOU MCBEAUTIFUL.
12---DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SITE OR SHOULD I WALK PAST YOU AGAIN
13---IF I TOLD YOU I LIKED YOUR BODY WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?
14---YOUR LEGS SURE MUST BE TIRED BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY LONG.
15---DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE 108 BONES IN YOUR BODY?  DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?
16---IF YOU WERE A CHIP AND I WERE A BATTERY, YOU'D BE FRITO LAY AND I'D BE EVERREADY!
17---BABY, I'M AN AMERICAN EXPRESS LOVER....YOU SHOULDN'T GO HOME WITHOUT ME!
18---I'M TRYING TO DETERMINE AFTER YEARS OF THERAPY AND LOTS OF TESTING, WHETHER OR NOT I'M ALLERGIC TO SEX.
19---HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A RABBIT BETWEEN THE EARS? (PULL YOUR POCKETS INSIDE OUT...) WOULD YOU LIKE TO?
20---COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? COULD YOU GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SMILE LIKE A DONUT?
21---SEX IS EVIL; EVIL IS SIN; SIN IS FORGIVEN; SO LET'S BEGIN.
22---YOU LIKE SLEEPING?  ME TOO! WE SHOULD DO IT TOGETHER SOMETIME.
23---BABY, SOMEBODY BETTER CALL GOD, CUZ HE'S MISSING AN ANGEL.
24---DO YOU HAVE A MAP? I JUST KEEP ON GETTING LOST IN YOUR EYES.
25---IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET, I'D PUT U AND I TOGETHER.
26---CAN I HAVE DIRECTIONS? ("TO WHERE?") TO YOUR HEART.
27---YOU BE THE DAIRY QUEEN AND I'LL BE YOUR BURGER KING.  YOU TREAT ME RIGHT, AND I'LL DO IT YOUR WAY.
28---HOLD OUT TWO FINGERS AND SAY: "WHY SHOULD A WOMAN MASTURBATE WITH THESE TWO FINGERS?" (I DON'T KNOW) "CAUSE THEIR MINE SWEET HEART."
29---ARE THOSE SPACE PANTS?  CUZ YOUR ASS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD!
30---ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE?  BECUZ YOU'RE THE ONLY TEN I SEE.
31---BABY, I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE, BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK.
32---HI, I'M NEW TO THIS COUTNRY AND YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST SIGHT I'VE SEEN SO FAR.  CAN YOU GIVE ME A TOUR OF YOUR BODY?
33---I'M IRISH.  DO YOU HAVE ANY IRISH IN YOU? WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?
34---IF YOU AND I WERE SQUIRRELS, COULD I BUST A NUT IN YOUR HOLE?
35---WHICH IS EASIER? YOU GETTING INTO THOSE TIGHT PANTS OR GETTING YOU OUT OF THEM?
36---ARE THOSE LUMBER JACK PANTS YOUR WEARING?  THEY ARE GIVING ME A WOOD.
37---IS YOUR NAME GILLETTE, IT MUST BE CUZ YOU ARE TEH BEST A MAN CAN GET.
38---EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE ANY BENEDRYL?  (NO WHY?) CUZ EVERYTIME I LOOK AT YOU I HAVE SWELLING "DOWN THERE"
39---DO YOU LIVE ON A CHICKEN FARM (GIRL SAYS NO) WELL YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO RAISE COCKS.
40---PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 10.  SHIT YOU LOSE NOW TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.
41---YOU LOOK LIKE MY TYPE: NICE HAIR, BEAUTIFUL EYES, AMAZING BODY, BUT THERE IS STILL JUST ONE PROBLEM:  YOUR CLOTHING. (WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY CLOTHING?) THEY'RE STILL ON.
42---LET'S PLAY "CARPENTER." FIRST WE GET HAMMERED, THAN I NAIL YOU.
43---YOU GOT IT GOING ON, NOW HOW ABOUT I SEE IT COMING OFF.
44---YOU MUST BE A GENERAL BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING MY PRIVATES STAND AT ATTENTION.
45---I WISH YOU WERE A DOOR SO I COULD SLAM YOU ALL DAY.
46---NICE LEGS......WHAT TIME  DO THEY OPEN
47---DO YOU WORK FOR UPS?  I THOUGHT I SAW YOU CHECKING OUT MY PACKAGE.
48---I'M A BIRD WATCHER AND I'M LOOKING FOR A BIGBREASTED BED THRASHER.
49---OH, I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BRAILLE NAME TAG.
50---IS THAT A LADDER IN YOUR STOCKINGS OR A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN?
51---ARE THOSE REAL?
52---YOU MUST BE A LIMP DOCTOR CUZ I'VE GOT A STIFFY.
53---YOU MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST LOOKING GIRL, BUT BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY.
54---I'D WALK A MILLION MILES FOR 1 OF YOUR SMILES, AND EVEN FURTHER FO THAT THING YOU DO WITH YOUR TONGUE.
55---IF IT'S TRUE THAT YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, THEN I COULD BE YOU BY MORNING.
56---(LOOK DOWN AT YOUR CROTCH) WELL IT'S NOT JUST GOING OT SUCK ITSELF.
57---YOU KNOW, IF I WERE YOU, I'D HAVE SEX WITH ME.
58---FUCK ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT IS YOUR NAME SHERRY TITSBOTTOM?
59---THOSE CLOTHES WOULD LOOK GREAT IN A CRUMPLED HEAP ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR.
60---HI, I'M MR. RIGHT, SOMEONE SAID YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME.
61---MY FRIEND WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU THINK I'M CUTE?
62---MY NAME ISN'T ELMO, BUT YOU CAN TICKLE ME IF YOU WANT.
63---I KNOW MILK DOES A BODY GOOD, BUT DAMN, HOW MUCH HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
64---IF YOU WERE THE LAST WOMAN AND I WAS THE LAST MAN ON EARTH,I BET WE COULD DO IT IN PUBLIC.
65---WANNA COMEOVER FOR PIZZA AND SEX?  NO? WHY? DON'T YOU LIKE PIZZA?
66---DO YOU SLEEP ON YOUR STOMACH?  CAN I?
67---I LOST MY PUPPY.  CAN YOU HELP  ME FIND HIM? I THINK HE WENT TO THIS CHEAP MOTEL ROOM.
68---(LICK YOUR FINGER AND WHIPE ON HER SHIRT) LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THOSE WET CLOTHES.