O how I wish I were a Brazilian,
Instead of being one of India's teeming one billion,
For Brazil has the legendary Pele,
While India only has Jaywant Lele.
SORRY, SIR !
O Jaywant Leleji,
I think I owe you an apelegy;
Everything you say is true,
But you never say so, do you?
ANONYMOUS SOURCE
There is this man who shall not be named,
His fire can't be doused nor his tongue tamed;
Yet his memory is somthing on which you can't rely,
He'll confirm this today but tomorrow he'll deny.
PAGLA PEA-CASSO