She's a nut (sob sob sob).
That's her favorite job.
It's what she's best at-
And she's in love with a RAT.
His name is Neelix.
(I would be happier if it were even a GUY named Felix.)
The poor gal dances for him nude,
And feeds him leola-root-flavored food.
Evil Mel hear me once and for all:
Neelix will start shedding in the fall.
And you will not want him around
When all his hair is on the ground.
I'm on a crusade to rid her of her idol,
And it has caused me to overdose twice on Midol.
Won't you all lend me a hand
To get both Evil Mel's feet totally back on J/7 land?
She's a nut (sob sob sob).
That's her favorite job.
Let's give her reason to convert
To a J/7'er from a Neelix pervert.
if this doesn't make sense, and it shouldn't, i have a great reason: i'm on drugs right now! very potent anti-epileptic drugs. and i wouldn't write a poem for mel any other way. its somehow more appropriate.
-lori
"dancing naked under a full moon promotes world peace."
