CHARACTER INTERVIEWS ~ <3
gay little things i've gotten from around the web. read if you want?
- Coy, Keith, Cam, and Phil.
- Brandon and Jeff.
FIRST~
1 - How old are you?
Coy: 21.
Keith: An older 21 than Coy.
Cam: Depends on who’s asking. (Keith: So, to us it’s fifteen, to pretty boys, it’s nineteen?)
Phil: Fifteen, for too long.
2 - Height?
Coy: Six foot two, for years.
Keith: *sigh* 5’8.
Cam: Haven’t checked in a while. Taller than Keith. (Keith: You are not!)
Phil: 5’4, but I lie about it. A lot.
3 - Any bad habits?
Coy: I bite my nails, even if they’re painted. I gross myself out.
Keith: I, uh, eat a lot? Oh, and sex.
Cam: HA!
Phil: ... Too much weed and junk food.
4 - Are you a virgin?
Coy: N-no.
Keith: *snicker*
Cam: *SNORT*
Phil: Uh ... I'm not not a virgin.
5 - Single or with someone?
Coy: Wiiiiiith someone~
Keith: What do you think?
Cam: ... Shut up.
Phil: ... Shut up.
6 - Do you have children?
Coy: You sort of need a lady for those.
Keith: For breakfast? They’re sort of high in fat.
Cam: Ohgod, no. No, no, no. God forbid.
Phil: I am a children.
7 - Favorite food?
Coy: Chinese food, but don’t tell Keith that. (Keith: WHAT?!)
Keith: Pancakes. And strawberries. And cake. And cupcakes. And also bacon. (Coy: Don’t be such a fatty, fatty.)
Cam: Only middle aged women have relationships with food. (Keith: Only sluts carry around a dozen condoms at a time.)
Phil: Fast food. Burgers, fries, onion rings ... It sucks, I know, I know.
8 - Favorite ice cream flavor?
Coy: Mint chocolate chip, like zillions of others. Rightfully so. (Keith: So boring. <3)
Keith: You don’t play favorites with your kids.
Cam: Vanilla. I don’t really like ice cream.
Phil: I like vanilla ... Cam likes it. (Cam: I’ve seen you scarf rainbow ice cream like there’s no tomorrow.)
9 - Have you already killed someone?
Coy: Already?
Keith: Oh, it’s not like I haven’t thought about it.
Cam: Not yet. (Keith: Oh, reeeeeeeally.)
Phil: Definitely not.
10 - Anyone you hate?
Coy: Cameron ... Sort of ... Kind of ... Nevermind. (Cam: Don’t call me Cameron.)
Keith: Wow, yeah. (Cam: Well hidden, cockbreath.)
Cam: It would be easier to ask who I like.
Phil: *sigh* (Cam: What does that mean?)
11 - Any secrets?
Coy: A few. (Keith: *grin*)
Keith: Not any that haven’t been spilled. (Cam: *grin*)
Cam: Depends.
Phil: Stuff I don’t like to talk about, but nah, no real secrets.
12 - Are you in love?
Coy: Sickeningly so. (Cam: You don’t have to tell me.)
Keith: MAYBE.
Cam: *cough*
Phil: ... Next question?
13 - TACOS?
Coy: Taste like poor people. (Keith: Shut UP!)
Keith: Are delicious with red peppers and sour cream and decent beef.
Cam: What does that even mean?
Phil: Burn my tongue.
14 - Have you ever slept a whole day long?
Coy: Some Sundays I never get out of bed.
Keith: The fridge is in the kitchen, so ... yeah, no.
Cam: Someone always wakes me up.
Phil: Maybe? I don’t know.
15 - Favorite TV show?
Coy: Seinfeld. S-shut up.
Keith: Iron Chef, but not after dinner. Too full.
Cam: TV sucks nowadays. I miss the Flinstones. (Keith: Loser.)
Phil: Futurama, since sixth grade.
SECOND~
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Brandon: An old lady that has the wrong number and calls me “Doris.”
Jeff: Pizza Hut, telling me that the food I ordered is free because I’m awesome.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Brandon: I’m the one that has to pick them up, so, I usually try.
Jeff: Nah, I like watching Brandon run for them during work.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Brandon: Really depends on who. I tend to be a listener in most situations.
Jeff: A talker, because someone has to keep conversations going.
4. Do you take compliments well?
Brandon: Someone tells me I have cute hair, that I’m okay with. A stranger says I have a hot ass, and I flounder.
Jeff: Usually. Is that a bad thing? I just don’t mind.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
Brandon: God, no. I hated math in school. Math for fun is like NO.
Jeff: I have to be very very very very bored.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Brandon: I’ve been camping, like, twice. I’d probably starve.
Jeff: HA! I’m such a whiny bitch, I’d die out there as soon I ran out of mouthwash.
7. Do you like nipple rings?
Brandon: Jeff should probably get one.
Jeff: Brandon should probably get one.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Brandon: Oh, no. Those involve money, and we were ... not blessed in that department.
Jeff: Yeah! But only in organized cabins, my mom hates tents and bears.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Brandon: Board games, mostly. Keith and I didn’t have a hell of a lot to do, so we played a lot of Clue
Jeff: Tough call. I played sports, mostly. I loved soccer.
Brandon: You WHAT?
Jeff: Sorry.
10. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Brandon: Like, a Christian? Not a Christian. I’d be into a buddhist, or something of the like.
Jeff: Knowing me, I’d get all huffy about it, even if I said I wouldn’t.
11. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Brandon: ... I don’t have a huge choice.
Jeff: Damn right you don’t.
12. Any songs make you cry?
Brandon: ... No.
Jeff: Wait, what about that one with the rain and the god thing?
Brandon: That wasn’t crying, I had a cold.
Jeff: He was crying.
13. Are you planning on continuing your education?
Brandon: Too lazy and dumb, I’m perfectly happy where I am.
Jeff: I just finished universtiy, I'm a dental hygenist because they’re simple.
Brandon: Simple?
14. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Brandon: I found one in dad’s closet once. Almost took Keith’s hand off with it, so no, I don’t know how to shoot.
Jeff: Never tried. Shooting’s for real boys.
15. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Brandon: Jeff, but he’s heavy and doesn’t make it down a flight of stairs well. I’d go over to Keith’s to check if they’re okay.
Jeff: If Brandon was out already? Photo albums, and my stuffed turtle from when I was five.
16. How often do you read books?
Brandon: Whenever Jeff isn’t home.
Jeff: I’m not a book person, I’m kind of dumb.
Brandon: You are not!
17. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Brandon: The future depresses me and scares me. The present.
Jeff: The present, because the past bores me.
18. Favorite children's book?
Brandon: Didn’t have any.
Jeff: Pigs! By Robert Munsch! Man, I think I still have that book somewhere.
Brandon: You do, I saw it last week. You’re a creeper.
19. What color are your eyes?
Brandon: Blue-green.
Jeff: That’s aqua.
Brandon: Blue-green.
Jeff: Mine are brown.
Brandon: Orange.
Jeff: Shut up.
20. How tall are you?
Brandon: As tall as Keith. 5’8”? Close to 5’9”, something like that.
Jeff: I don’t know. Brandon?
Brandon: You’re 6’6”.
Jeff: Are you serious? Shit. I know I have to duck through doors, but ... Jeez.
21. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Brandon: Not so much “taken pictures in” as “had sex in”
Jeff: That was a good day.
22. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Brandon: A year ago? Who cares, it sucks.
Jeff: No idea. Who keeps track of that?
23. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Brandon: Down the hall to Keith’s place. I couldn’t find the remote, so I watched their TV.
Jeff: To Ciriani's office and back. It’s a five minute drive. Then I went to the gym, which is walking distance.
24. Do you like mustard?
Brandon: Not by itself.
Jeff: Yeah, it’s low fat. Is that lame?
25. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Brandon: You can’t make me choose!
Jeff: Sleeping, as long as I’m not alone. <3
Brandon: Dork.
26. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Brandon: Actually, my dad.
Jeff: Good mix of both. Dad’s eyes, mom’s hair, and such.
27. How long does it take you in the shower?
Brandon: Fifteen minutes if I dawdle or jack off. Less if I try to be quick.
Jeff: Oh, I can take an hour if I want. I love showering. And baths.
Brandon: Baths are stewing in your own filth!
Jeff: You don’t complain when we have one together.
Brandon: ... It’s the wet naked boy I like, idiot. Not the bath.
28. Can you do splits?
Brandon: Ohjesus. Tried once, and never again.
Jeff: Never tried, due to being a dude.
29. What movie do you want to see right now?
Brandon: N-nothing. I don’t watch a lot of movies. I’m a TV man.
Jeff: Ooh, ooh, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
Brandon: I’m not going with you to that.
30. What did you do for New Year's?
Brandon: Ate cake and had sex wearing party hats.
Jeff: What he said. <3
31. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
Brandon: NO.
Jeff: Brandon cried like a baby and couldn’t sleep.
32. Do you own a camera phone?
Brandon: What would I take pictures of?
Jeff: Yeah! I love my phone. It’s all flippy and orange and I have this cute bunny charm that jingles, and -
Brandon: You are so gay.
33. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Brandon: I never thought to ask.
Jeff: Can’t say for sure.
34. What's the last letter of your middle name?
Brandon: ... D.
Jeff: E. Brandon, you have the worst middle name of all time.
Brandon: Quiet, LUKE.
35. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Brandon: Enough, but less than I’d like if I have work.
Jeff: Between work and school and fucking? Not enough.
36. Do you like care bears?
Brandon: Why do you even have to ask that?
Jeff: Gaaaaaay.
37. What do you buy at the movies?
Brandon: Just a drink, even if it makes me have to pee halfway through the movie.
Jeff: Popcorn, if Brandon lets me.
38. Do you know how to play poker?
Brandon: ... I might. Next question.
Jeff: Yeah, I can. Settle down, Brandon.
39. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Brandon: Jeff makes me.
Jeff: YES, I wear mine! No one wants to DIE.
40. What do you wear to sleep?
Brandon: I’m naked, unless Jeff’s mad.
Jeff: Nothing. Boxers, in the winter, or pyjama pants.
41. Is your tongue pierced?
Brandon: Nah, not how I roll. My ears aren’t even peirced.
Jeff: I’m considering it~ I heard you can get vibrating barbells.
Brandon: ... Seriously?
42. Do you like Liver and Onions?
Brandon: *shudder*
Jeff: There goes my appetite.
43. Are you in love?
Brandon: More than I should be.
Jeff: Yes!
44. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Brandon: A nice balance, really.
Jeff: Mostly funny. Serious people are no fun for long periods of time.
45. Ever been to L.A.?
Brandon: Never been out of the state.
Jeff: Me neither.
46. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Brandon: It depends. If it’s a rare album, or a really popular one, I’ll download it.
Jeff: If it’s an unpopular band, I figure they need the money, so I pay.
47. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Brandon: Hard to fight when you aren’t on speaking terms.
Jeff: I don’t visit enough, and when I do, I’m “snarky.”
48. Are you a gullible person?
Brandon: To be honest, probably.
Jeff: I don’t think so. Could be.
49. Pirate or Ninja?
Brandon: Pirates are wicked badass! Ninjas are japanese pussies.
Jeff: I definitely agree. Pirates are all ... pillaging.
50. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Brandon: A dentist.
Jeff: So you could be with me? That’s so sweet ...!
Brandon: Shut up.
51. Are you easy to get along with?
Brandon: Yeah.
Jeff: Brandon, you’re stubborn as hell.
Brandon: And you’re high-maitnence. I deal, you deal.
Jeff: ... True.
52. What is your favorite time of day?
Brandon: Nightime. It’s romantic and cool at the same time.
Jeff: Early morning. Sunrises make my day.