S T O R Y L I N E
While hiding out from the police, a group of Batman's deadliest enemies
(The Joker, The Penguin, Two-Face, Poison Ivy and Killer Croc) gather
at the criminals-only Stacked Deck Club to play cards and swap stories about
their mutual nemesis. Each one has an 'Almost Got 'Im' story when it comes to
trying to do in Batman: Poison Ivy's attempt with poisoned pumpkins, Two-Face's
giant penny, Penguin's killer birds, even the big rock Croc tossed at him. However,
the Joker's Tonight Show-style electrocution puts the others to shame.' In fact, if it
weren't for the timely intervention of Catwoman, the Joker really would have ended
ended the Dark Knight's career. Still, he admits he did manage to put one over on
on Batman by spiriting Catwoman away unseen during the confusion. That's just
what Batman, who has been there all the time disguised as Croc, needs to hear...
After taking care of the surprised crooks, Batman races off to confront the Joker's girl,
Harley Quinn, who has orders to kill Catwoman if the Joker doesn't return. Catwoman
is saved, and even she has an 'Almost Got Im' story to add by the episode's end.

Q U O T E S
"And here's the man who puts a smile on your face
whether you want it or not...THE JOKER!"
"I had a kitty once, they don't always land on their feet."
"What're you gonna do? Kick me around or save yer kitten?"

M O M E N T S
Harley reading out of the phone book.
Harley waiting for Joker at the Kitty Factory.

C R E D I T S
Kevin Conroy (Batman)
Mark Hamill (The Joker)
Arleen Sorkin (Harley Quinn)
Richard Moll (Two-Face)
Paul Williams (The Penguin)
Aron Kincaid (Killer Croc)
Diane Pershing (Poison Ivy)
Adrienne Barbeau (Catwoman)

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