S T O R Y L I N E
Charlie Collins, a nondescript accountant, accidentally runs afoul of the Joker.
Pleading for his life, the run-of-the-mill every man promises the Joker anything,
if he will only let him go. The notion amuses the Joker, who makes Charlie promise
to do him a favor. If Charlie refuses, his family will fall prey to the Joker's thugs. The
favor: Charlie must distract the Batman while the Joker infiltrates a testimonial dinner
for Commissioner Gordon to plant a bomb. But the worm turns when Charlie decides
he's had enough and takes on the Joker man to man.

Q U O T E S
"It is to laugh, huh, Mistah J?"
"Hiiiiii! The car's this way, Charlie!"
"Don't stop now, Jimmy! The party's just startin'!"
"A-a-a-a-hem. Here's to Gotham's Commishoner G!
You lock-up the weirdoes, the crooks, and the geeks!
Yer a hero to all the boys in blue...
But this time, baybee, the jokes on YOU!"
"Oy, beauty school's starting to look pretty good about now."

M O M E N T S
Harley sitting on the desk filing her nails.
Harley in the police officer outfit.

C R E D I T S
Kevin Conroy (Batman)
Mark Hamill (The Joker)
Arleen Sorkin (Harley Quinn)
Bob Hastings (Commishoner Gordon)
Ed Begley Jr. (Charlie Colins)

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