Certificate of Affliction
This Is To Certify That
__________________________________
Is Suffering From W.W.S. Brought On By Lack Of
Exposure To
'Real Clayton Webb' Episodes Of JAG.
Please Approach This Patient With Care As Their
Sanity CANNOT Be Guaranteed
With Any Certainty Until A 'Real Webb'
Episode Is Aired Sometime In The Year 2003.
In the interest of public safety, the wearing of trenchcoats is not advised when dealing with sufferers of W.W.S