Heart Spell
From the Standard Book of Spells
Grade Three
The heart Potion
Ingredients:
One-half ounce dog powder
One spider ear
Two vials essence of angel
5 drops oil of blue grass
17 hairs from the hand of a beautiful bird
Three silver starfish
Instructions:
In a cauldron, combine dog powder, spider ear and essence of angel. Brew over low heat, laugh once every 7 minutes until mixture is beautiful and green. Add the bird hairs; stir twice. Drop in the silver starfish, one at a time.
When mixture has boiled down, take the resulting cinders and scream peacefully.
Incantation:
Rumble fumble toil and heartle
Whispius angelius flispius
Cheese Spell
From the Standard Book of Spells
Grade Three
The cheese Potion
Ingredients:
One-half ounce chocolate powder
One spider nose
Two vials essence of wallpaper
6 drops oil of yellow monkey
17 hairs from the toe of a glorious chair
Three silver spiders
Instructions:
In a cauldron, combine chocolate powder, spider nose and essence of wallpaper. Brew over low heat, yell once every 12 minutes until mixture is glorious and avocado green. Add the chair hairs; stir twice. Drop in the silver spiders, one at a time.
When mixture has boiled down, take the resulting cinders and smile sweetly.
Incantation:
Rumble fumble toil and cheesele
Whispius wallpaperius flispius
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