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Ridiculous Spells


We've finally put together a page of ridiculous spells. So, if you're bored, read through 'em. Just beware they are solely for entertainment purposes.

Heart Spell
From the Standard Book of Spells
Grade Three

The heart Potion

Ingredients:
One-half ounce dog powder
One spider ear
Two vials essence of angel
5 drops oil of blue grass
17 hairs from the hand of a beautiful bird
Three silver starfish

Instructions:
In a cauldron, combine dog powder, spider ear and essence of angel. Brew over low heat, laugh once every 7 minutes until mixture is beautiful and green. Add the bird hairs; stir twice. Drop in the silver starfish, one at a time.

When mixture has boiled down, take the resulting cinders and scream peacefully.

Incantation:
Rumble fumble toil and heartle
Whispius angelius flispius

Cheese Spell
From the Standard Book of Spells
Grade Three

The cheese Potion

Ingredients:
One-half ounce chocolate powder
One spider nose
Two vials essence of wallpaper
6 drops oil of yellow monkey
17 hairs from the toe of a glorious chair
Three silver spiders

Instructions:
In a cauldron, combine chocolate powder, spider nose and essence of wallpaper. Brew over low heat, yell once every 12 minutes until mixture is glorious and avocado green. Add the chair hairs; stir twice. Drop in the silver spiders, one at a time.

When mixture has boiled down, take the resulting cinders and smile sweetly.

Incantation:
Rumble fumble toil and cheesele
Whispius wallpaperius flispius
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