PROSTATE PRODDER aka P2
				Virgin Hash: Corpus Cristi
		Prodder was born in the in the Appalaichans and raised by his sister-mom. Even as a young lad, P2 demonstrated a great aptitude to prod all manner of things. Be it the occasional farm animal, melon, or even his sister-mom on Saturdays. He knew that he was destined for great things, and ran off to become a carnie - just like his dad. In his travels as a carnie, P2 had the opportunity to truly hone his prodding skills. He left the carnival business after an ugly break-up with the sideshow's bearded lady, and ran off to Texas, where he had his cherry popped and has been a true blue Hasher ever since.