| Worst Website of February, 2004: www.thesticklerinies.cjb.net |
| _________________________ Carter's website. I actually expected Carter to spell better than he did. The idiot repeatedly spelled "site" like "cite" and "pictures" like "pitchures". That's one step above illiteracy, and i'm being generous. Also, thats not even the start with whats wrong with the site, after a few minutes of suicide inducing browsing, you realize that not only is this site un-readable, it's contentless. There is absolutely nothing (Worth reading) on the website and what's there it's entirely composed of words and mispelled phrases that Carter is convinced are "funnie". Like "wee" or "-Insert Guys Name- is hott" with the extra T on hot for added coolness. In fact, the only piece of content on the "cite" is some poorly thrown together review on why APLLYON SUXX! and the number of spelling mistakes on that page makes the site questionable to even be english. Out of the 267 words on the paragraph he wrote, 49 of them were spelling mistakes (Not including the punctuation). Roughly that's 18% of the words on that page spelled wrong. A fetal horse could form more coherent sentences than this. Now for the rating. Content: 0/10 Layout: 0/10 Spelling & Punctuation: -1/10 Overall Presentation: -3/10 ______________________________ |
| _________________________ Woohoo, March! This month i've chosen Randy Skaneses's site, also known as Randy's Sriver's S'splash. First of all, the name and URL of this site is impossible to remember. With all those S's, mixed together words and jumbled letters, people don't know what they're looking at. It took me three tries to type this URL correctly. Once you get past the URL and the ugly splash page, you get smacked in the face with bouncing animals and bright red fonts. Whoa! a hippo with a baby bottle! HILARIOUS! I wish I could think of ingenious and funny ideas like that. All Molapro needs to be in tip top shape is a green and pink scroller and a bouncing elephant jumping in front of the screen. Oh, and maybe one of those lime green text trailers, those are the best! After you try to browse the site, dodging the hippo's and fishing walrus', you'll find a few small sections such as "poems", "pics", "music", "view and reviews?" and of course, "shoutouts". I don't have all day, so I'm not going to do a review on every section. So i'll just say, they're not worth going to. Although I'm running short on time, and really should be doing that french project, I'd like to quote some of the things written in the guestbook. "hey by budday whata yat, pretty dam cool page yea got on the go there, and since im on it its fucken aweeessssooome dude ! haha! yea i ask alot of questionss, got a problem with it..then kiss my ass :P and whatevr conre-whateevr means? lol* bye b:" What? Can you say that again? What is wrong with these people. They say "yea i ask alot of questionss" What questions? They didn't ask any questions. "My webpage is shitty ...so0o ..dont bother to check it out man....your webpage is by far the best Ive ever seen..juz wanted to say that!" Ergh, by far the best he/she's ever seen? What the hell kinda websites is that person going to. Or possibly a scarier question, what does their website look like?! Yeah, I'm bored. Go Home. Content: 1/10 Layout: 0/10 Spelling & Punctuation: 2/10 Overall Presentation: 1/10 ______________________________ |
| Worst Website of March, 2004: www.mysideoftheline.tk |
| _________________________ If I could only give out one worst website award a year, I would shove it down this guy's throat. Seriously, this is quite possibly the worst and utmost annoying website I have EVER been to. The entire idea is stolen from Maddox and the content comes nowhere near the quality or quantity of Maddox's rants either. In fact, I wouldn't be suprised if this genius was one of the people who emailed Maddox telling him his site looked all "homo" on the April Fool's mishap. Even though many of his rants contain the same names, phrases, and ideas, he comes nowhere close to achieving the level of humor Maddox has. Actually, I think his rants have the opposite effect. Vomiting. Oh yeah, his rants suck. You should check out: "Speaking of Donald Duck" and "Sites that are good and sites that crap looks up to" Those are just a few of his badass rants. Of course when I say "Badass" I'm talking about his badass, in your face attitude. He tries to make it very clear on his site that he ain't taking no guff from you or anyone else that dares to defy him. With catchy sayings like "Don't like my views? Funny I don't care" you'd better stay away from this rebel. Not to mention he states that he "doesn't care" over and over and over again, it kinda gives you the impression that he WANTS you to hate him. If he wants people to hate him, he'll get it. If you agree with me, drop this guy an email at his real address: darren_21212@hotmail.com There's a hell of alot of things to make fun of here so I'm just going to briefly comment on the bad spelling. It was bad. Oh, and he said "I don't care how to spell" which is funny. Another thing about this idiot is that he thinks his site is booming with visitors. When the only real visitor he has is me making fun of it. He always writes as if the entire world is reading it and disagree's with him. Give it up Darren. No one cares about your views. He recently added a chat room and a forum courtesy of Bravenet, which happens to be the worst forum and chat company I have ever seen. As if anyone will ever post on them. Here's where it really gets pathetic. His hatemail section only has two emails and they're both OBVIOUSLY fake. They're both from the infamous "fukker123@hotmail.com" and have the same writing style (bad) as Darren. Here's one of them. "buddy i likes da cars i like da 7 muffler engin on her" Sound real? Didn't think so. I havent said much about the quality of his site yet, so I'll say it now. BAD. Every page has different colors, each uglier then the last. Spelling mistakes are everywhere, the top of his page says it's for "Idoits" and it's been like that for weeks. He used to have a text trailer that said "I rule you drool" Real clever there Darren. This site sucks so much that I actually don't have the time to make fun of it all in one day. So here is the condensed version. The rant names aren't catchy or clever. The opening statement is really stupid. Most of the rants don't make sense. The ones that do aren't funny. He thinks way too highly of himself. He constantly spells second wrong. Even the idiots in the guestbook hate him. His best website of the week is my worst website of march. He writes 10 minute rants and assumes that they're funny...etc. Congratulations Darren! Content: 0/10 Layout: 1/10 Spelling & Punctuation: 4/10 Overall Presentation: 1.6/10 ______________________________ |
| Worst Website of March, 2004: www.randyssriverssplash.tk |