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Latest Update April 22nd
Sandy is restarting from scratch. Again. Lets hope it does better this time... No archive deletion, just temporary misplacement of links to it, will sort out when I change the layout of this thing which I both screwed up and got bored of. |
Battle 61: Nothing like what it used to be
Location: No-where
Player: Narrator
Date: April 22nd, 2003
NARRATOR used OMINOUS STARE at CAMERA!
CAMERA STARED BACK!
NARRATOR became scared!
NARRATOR hides!
...Err... Anyway. You certainly took your time getting back.
AUDIENCE used GLARE!
AUDIENCE blames it on NO UPDATES!
...Whatever. No matter what the reason, the accumulation is the same. You missed Sandy Version getting destroyed once again.
...NARRATOR used UNDERSTATEMENT!
It was DESTROYED at least THREE TIMES!
...Yes, anyway. And now Dave, Davis, Veemon and Narrachu are dead... As long with all other characters in the version... Yes, that includes Meeman... There are no ties to the version of old...
NARRATOR points to ARCHIV-- ...Where are the ARCHIVES?!?
....Umm, they're up, I just screwed up somewhat and misplaced the link table thing. I'll change the site layout to my specs and sort it, though. Later.
NARRATOR sees NARRATOR has ALSO accidently deleted the NIFTY table thing that made everything fit on one page WITHOUT FRAMES!
...Just Shaddup, ok?
...Whatever.
So, why don't we get on with the show? Let us do so, shall we?
Player: Someone
Who am I? Where am I? What is my purpose of being?
YOU are SOMEONE!
YOU are NO-WHERE!
YOU are for ENTERTAINING the VIEWERS, ABUSING, and a TOOL to GENERATE HIGH BQ should ANY NETWORK start RANKING again!
...That doesn't sound like a meaningful existance :(
....SHADDUP AND BATTLE!
What should I battle?
Oh damn... That's a point...
BLACK HOLE appeared!
BLACK HOLE wants to FIGHT!
....I know that ICly I'm meant to say 'oh.' and get on with it, BUT HOW THE BLEEDING HELL DO YOU EXPECT A MORTAL HUMAN BEING TO BEAT UP A BLACK HOLE?!?
....NARRATOR does not CARE for LOGIC!
SEND OUT a POKEMON and GET ON WITH IT!
I have no pokemon.
...BIG MISTAKE, BUBBA!
SOMEONE sent out SOMEONE!
BLACK HOLE sent out BLACK HOLE!
...Goddamn my need for puns!
SOMEONE is a DIFFERENT SOMEONE to SOMEONE!
SOMEONE was renamed JIMMY BOB BOB!
...Which?
YOUR POKEMON!
How the hell did you come up with a name like Jimmy Bob Bob?
AN AFFECTIONATE NAME for YOJIMBO NARRATOR uses in FFX!
....Oh cool, he's got awesome power!
Jimmy Bob Bob! Use a really powerful attack!
JIMMY BOB BOB wants PAYMENT!
Here, have 10 billion gil!
JIMMY BOB BOB used REALLY PATHETIC ATTACK THAT DOES ONE DAMAGE!
BLACK HOLE used SUCK!
BLACK HOLE SUCKS!
RANDOM ANIME FEMALE with MALLET of DEATH appeared!
Ahh... The mascot has arrived!
RAFwMoD: If anyone in the audience takes that in anyway, shape, or form in a h way, they'll have me to answer to.
H appeared!
RAFwMoD used MALLET-THWACK!
H died!
...Well, that was the most interesting cameo Dom's ever going to have in this version o_o;
RAFwMoD ran away!
....Anyway... Jimmy Bob Bob, here... After that last thing you can have 1 gil for your next attack!
JIMMY BOB BOB used ONE HIT KO MOVE!
Great!
JIMMY BOB BOB'S attack missed!
Damn!
BLACK HOLE fainted!
From a miss?
JIMMY BOB BOB was aiming at SOMEONE!
JIMMY BOB BOB wants to fight!
What? Why?
JIMMY BOB BOB thinks SOMEONE is a CHEAPSKATE!
SOMEONE still has NO POKEMON!
SOMEONE sent out HIMSELF!
....NARRATOR did NOT just NARRATE that X_x;;
Yes you did. I can quote it. See:
[Timestamp: Whenever] <NARRATOR> SOMEONE sent out HIMSELF!
SOMEONE was renamed MORON!
THERE!
What was that for? :(
To make sure MORON'S NAME didn't cause NARRATOR to wind up NARRATING MORON sending out something AGAIN due to a LOVE of puns and TWISTING MEANING to the LITERAL!
Oh. Nothing personal then. <3
AND because MORON is a MORON!
:'(
:D
Aaanyway... Himself use selfish hymn.
HIMSELF used SELFISH HYMN!
....MORE to the POINT, MORON used a PUN!
MORON should leave the PUNS to PROFESSIONALS!
Like yourself?
Well... That point's debatable... Like TOBY is what NARRATOR was GOING to SAY!
MORON needs to be PUNISHED!
RANDOM ANIME FEMALE with MALLET of DEATH appeared!
RAFwMoD: This better not involve anything h >_<*
....Uhhhh... WHY does NARRATOR feel NARRATOR has CREATED a NEW RSACi CLOUD?
RAFwMoD: ...I don't give ass about language, just h.
YOU know what NARRATOR means!
....Witnessing a clash of god like power... This should be interesting...
WHAT do you mean 'LIKE'!
RAFwMoD: Yeah! What Narrator said!
Ohshitohshitohshit...
NARRATOR used SMITE!
MORON is SMITED to SMITELAND!
...MORON has left the BATTLE FIELD!
MORON looses!
RAFwMoD: ...That was anti-climatic...
...Just look KAWAII and HOPE no-one NOTICES!
JIMMY BOB BOB: *whisper* That probably should have been a whisper...
It WAS!
HIMSELF: ....O_o;
RAFwMoD used KAWAII LOOKS to the FULLEST EXTENT of the LAW!
RAFwMoD turned into a BLACK WALTZ #3!
....Err.... BATTLE ENDED already x_X;
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