The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A Membership to Haven RPG!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Two Hostess Twinkies,
And a Membership to Haven RPG!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Three Rabid Newbies,
Two Hostess Twinkies,
And a Membership to Haven RPG!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four Blocks of Cheese,
Three Rabid Newbies,
Two Hostess Twinkies,
And a Membership to Haven RPG!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Five Flying Peas,
Four Blocks of Cheese,
Three Rabid Newbies,
Two Hostess Twinkies,
And a Membership to Haven RPG!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Six Herbs from Natty's,
Five Flying Peas,
Four Blocks of Cheese,
Three Rabid Newbies,
Two Hostess Twinkies,
And a Membership to Haven RPG!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Seven Birdzillas Leaping,
Six Herbs from Natty's,
Five Flying Peas,
Four Blocks of Cheese,
Three Rabid Newbies,
Two Hostess Twinkies,
And a Membership to Haven RPG!

On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eight N00bs a-moding,
Seven Birdzillas Leaping
Six Herbs from Natty's,
Five Flying Peas,
Four Blocks of Cheese,
Three Rabid Newbies,
Two Hostess Twinkies,
And a Membership to Haven RPG!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine Scooters Dhooming,
Eight N00bs a-moding,
Seven Birdzillas Leaping
Six Herbs from Natty's,
Five Flying Peas,
Four Blocks of Cheese,
Three Rabid Newbies,
Two Hostess Twinkies,
And a Membership to Haven RPG!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Ten Komochi's Frying,
Nine Scooters Dhooming,
Eight N00bs a-moding,
Seven Birdzillas Leaping
Six Herbs from Natty's,
Five Flying Peas,
Four Blocks of Cheese,
Three Rabid Newbies,
Two Hostess Twinkies,
And a Membership to Haven RPG!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eleven Presidental Fusions,
Ten Komochi's Frying,
Nine Scooters Dhooming,
Eight N00bs a-moding,
Seven Birdzillas Leaping
Six Herbs from Natty's,
Five Flying Peas,
Four Blocks of Cheese,
Three Rabid Newbies,
Two Hostess Twinkies,
And a Membership to Haven RPG!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve Tons of Marty,
Eleven Presidental Fusions,
Ten Komochi's Frying,
Nine Scooters Dhooming,
Eight N00bs a-moding,
Seven Birdzillas Leaping
Six Herbs from Natty's,
Five Flying Peas,
Four Blocks of Cheese,
Three Rabid Newbies,
Two Hostess Twinkies,
And a Membership to Haven RPG!

Most of these are a variation of inside jokes. If you don't get them, feel free to ask. If you have other Christmas related ideas, please send them to the Haven Staff.