CLASSIC E-MAILS
WHEN I GET AN E-MAIL FROM A SCAMMER PREACHING ABOUT JESUS CHRIST, I LIKE TO TELL THE SCAMMER THAT I'M A DEVOUT BUDDHIST AND CAN ONLY HELP OTHER BUDDHISTS.  THEN I'LL ASK THEM TO CONVERT TO BUDDHISM.  HERE ARE SOME OF THE BETTER RESPONSES.
From MR CLEMENT ATERE ATLANTIC INSURANCE COMPANY Tue Oct 19 11:08:33 2004
From: "MR CLEMENT ATERE ATLANTIC INSURANCE COMPANY" <clementatere@atlanticinsuranceinc.com>  Add to Address Book
To: hay_jablome@yahoo.com
Subject: YOU ARE VERY STUPID
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 18:08:33 +0000

   
HELLO HAY?

YOU ARE VERY STUPID TO SAY THAT.

I DONT NOT ANY LONGER WANT YOUR ASSISTANCE. OKAY.

I HAVE ALREADY FOUND MY FELLOW CHRISTIAN TO ASSIST ME IN THIS
TRANSACTION.

FOR THAT, YOU ARE FIRED. AND I COMMAND THE HOLY GHOST FIRE OF GOD TO
BURN
INTO ASHES, IN THE NAME IS JESUS. AMEN.

I ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WILL ANY END UP IN HELL FIRE IF YOU DONT GIVE
YOUR
LIFE TO CHRIST TODAY. BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY SAVIOUR TO SAFE YOUR SOUL.

TODAY MIGHT BE YOUR FINAL AND LAST OPPURTUNITY TO THIS.

BYE.
From rosekone2@atlas.cz Thu Oct 21 05:11:55 2004
From: rosekone2@atlas.cz  Add to Address Book
To: hay_jablome@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 14:11:55 +0200
Subject: may God deliver you.

   
Dear Mr.H. Jablome,

I pray that God may forgive you . how could you open your mount and ask me to renouce my beloved jesus for what reason. you are not comple to assit me, it is all about williness. I love my jesus so much so you can go with your help.ok.  jesus have ben keeping me since all this time I lost my late husband and now you are asking me to renouce him may God deliver you.but may God forgive you and grant you total deliverance for saying things like. God bless and you will always be in my prayers.

Mrs Roes Kone and daughter,
Edwina

Yes, she did type it in red letters and italics.
From ruthmakary@o2.co.uk Mon Nov 22 15:53:40 2004
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 15:53:40 -0800
From: ruthmakary@o2.co.uk  Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE THIS FOR CHARITY.
To: "Haywood Jablome" <hay_jablome@yahoo.com>

   
Dear H Jablome.

I cannot renounce my beleif as a christian, otherwise you should go to
hell
with your assistance.

Regards,

Mrs. Ruth Makary.
From chinyere stella Ransome Tue Nov 23 23:46:10 2004
From: "chinyere stella Ransome" <chiras@outgun.com>  Add to Address Book
To: "Haywood Jablome" <hay_jablome@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 15:46:10 +0800
Subject: Bye sir

   
Dear Haywood Jablome,

Is it accepting Buddha by force that matters or rendering help to your good and lacking citizens?

Does your religion not preach peace and love for others at all like others?Don't you think it wiser to assist your fellow Buddhas servants who most need your help than let them die in poverty? how do you feel if any member of your congregation gets to know you had such an oppotunity to uplift them out of poverty but you declined? don't you in your widest imagination think that some of your members can renounce Buddha as a god if found themselves in this vast wealth?

I let you alone to your conscience to judge you to posterity,considering the rate of poverty everywhere in the world,including yours.

Like you said in your mail,GOOD LUCK AND GOOD BYE SIR.

Thanks for showing interest at all.

Chinyre
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