Follow my little patriot "Fido" as he pees around the globe
and gives you the best of the best "current events audio clips"!

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And now, "Head-Infidel Industries" presents the heathen, infidel, kaffer, capitolist, conservative, puppy's sound clips: Enjoy!

'Ol Fido ventures into a "Radical Islamic" neighborhood and spreads the golden liquid!

The Dirty turbin prank call! Good God how funny!
Friends in blown up places song! I'm still rolling on the floor!

Where are the WMD's that Iraq had? Right here! Audio proof #1
Audio proof #2 and here! Take that, ya freaking libs!!
Lebanon born Brigitte Gabriel's radio show on Islam:
Enemy within part1 (1.6meg wma format rated G)
Enemy within part2 (1.7meg wma format rated G)
Enemy within part3 (1.0meg wma format rated G)
Enemy within part4 (146kwma format rated G)
Boorts slams Islam! This one is a "keeper"!(971k asf format rated G)
Islam makes a fatal mistake and hooks horns with Neal Boortz! This is the best of the best captured off the Boortz "E-mail newz blast". (949k wma format rated PG)
Islam's plan for the future! (1.9meg wma format rated G)
The truth about Islam part 1 (1.03meg asf format rated G)
The truth about Islam part 2 (747k asf format rated G)
The truth about Islam part 3 (484k asf format rated G)
Radical Islamic Bumper stickers! Text format and printer friendly! ( 2k text format rated G)
The great turban song! OMG! This is too funny! Oldie, but goodie!(940k mp3 format rated G)
Saddam's Insane! The full MP3 from the old flash file!(2.1 meg mp3 format rated PG)
Palestian political ad! OMG! This is TOO funny!(189k wma format rated G)
Go to Islamic school! I will teach you all that you need to know!(231k wma format rated G)
***Islam's not for me!*** The great Islam's not for me song!(1.8 meg mp3 format rated PG)
OUR GOD! Where were you on 9-11? This is where our god was..(3.5 meg mp3 format rated G)
The truth about Iraq! Revised scholastic films presents!(230k wma format rated G)
Rush chimes in! Bend over backwards and grab your ankles for Islam..(150k asf format, rated G)
Muslims in the UK! A BBC host puts Islam's feet to the fire! This runs about 12 minutes and is quite an "eye-opener". Talk about some real "nut-jobs"!(755k asf format, rated G)
The great "proud Afgan" clip! Be proud and live with the Afgans! (241k wma format, rated G)
The Suni Triangle! Brought to you by "Exploitaco"! (264k wma format, rated G)
Bud Light presents! Real dirt-bags! Too funny!!(1.2meg mp3 format, rated PG)
Arabs argue on the phone! Brace yourself! I laughed my butt off!(1.2meg mp3 format, rated R Foul language)
This is serious! We will not forget!(582k mp3 format, rated G)
Osama buys a nuke! Talk about funny!(650k mp3 format, rated PG)
A New York Fireman chimes in! Gotta love this guy!(1.1m mp3 format, rated PG)
Osama gets the news! Waaaay tooooo funny!!(1.6m mp3 format, rated PG)
If Osama get's caught! New and hot off the press!(2.5m mp3 format, rated R for "really funny!)
Shop at your nearby 7-11 store! I'm still rolling on the floor!(1.8m mp3 format, rated G)
The new Saddam song! Don't tell anyone, but I spit my beer all over the screen when I heard this! (2.1m mp3 rated PG)
America F**K yea! Everything that makes us "infidels"!(1.9m mp3 rated R)
Bush calls Saddam!This is a riot!(510k mp3 rated G)
Mofugger beer presents! Too funny!(500k mp3 rated R)
Gonna bomb Iraq Waaay too funny! (3.2m mp3 format, rated G)
Muslim Barbie! She's SO beautiful and abused! (512k mp3 format, rated G)
Osama stars on the Sopranos! Absolutely hysterical! (300k mp3 format, rated G)
Sign up for Saddam's school! (290k mp3 format, rated G)
Call the Taliban's hot line! (266k mp3 format, rated R)
The great Timex clip Baaa, hahahaha, this is great!(110k mp3 format, rated G)
The Braidy bunch sings "we'll kick his butt" It's a riot! (480k mp3 format, rated PG)
Strangers on my flight! Turbans on my flight! Priceless! (332k mp3 format, rated PG)
Pork for peace! Join the "pork for peace movement" and defeat the terrorists!(518k mp3 format, rated G)
Airline woes solved! A little "redneck common sense" can go a LONG way!(324k mp3 format, rated G)
The new terrorist bank "Habbie" needs a new bank? Here ya go!(405k mp3 format, rated G)
Here's why Islam hates the USA! Glad to be the great Satan clip! (I'm still laughing!)(183k asf format, rated PG)
The great scared arab clip! (138k asf format, rated G)
We got him!(Saddam) (329kb wma format, rated G)
The Taliban on broadway! (172k wma format, rated G)
The great "sand file"! Back by popular demand! F**king sand!(605k MP3 format, rated G)
Trigger happy in Iraq! (60k wma format, rated G)
Oh Bin Laden!(324k wma format, rated R)
Celebrate Ramadan and get your "terror on!" (566k wma format, rated G)
'Ol Ned calls on Islam The great "Ned call" to Islam.. Priceless! (662k wma format, rated G)

Fido visits the "left coast" and hits the jackpot! Liberals! So much pee on, so little time!

The great "Katrina song"! Gotta love it! I'm still rolling! (180k WMA file rated G)
Jessie Jackson picks up some free food! This one took me out!(800k Flash file rated G)
The Cindy Sheehan song! Paul Shanklin has a new "gut splitter"!(1.7 meg MP3 format rated G)
Robert Byrd chimes in! Way too funny!(979 k MP3 format rated G)
John Kerry's master plan! Good GOD how funny!(2.4 meg MP3 format rated G)
Pick your wife wisely when you run for office! Baaaaa hahahaha! this one is great! (1.7 meg MP3 format rated G)
John Kerry debates himself! Dan Rather hosts the debate! It's a riot! (388k asf format rated G)
Al Gore's used cars! Get your best deal right here! (868k mp3 format rated G)
Chime in on CNN! Clinton News Network! Funny!(184kb WMA format rated G)
The fake 911 movie! Michael Moore's newest flick!(1.3m mp3 rated R)
Moore on Frontline! Fasten your seat belt for this one!(128k asf format rated G)
High-side on Micheal Moore! This is a total RIOT! (55k asf format, rated G)
John Kerry competes! Baaaa hahaha! I'm still laughing! (158k asf format, rated G)
Zell Miller on weapons! The weapons systems that John Kerry voted against!(86k asf format, rated G)
John Kerry comes "out of the closet" and talks to "Dr. Phil" (90k wma format, rated G)
This land is your land! The audio from the "jibjab.com flash file" (300k wma format, rated PG)
Kerry the flipper! (212k asf format, rated G)
Democratic x-mas (277k wma format, rated G)
Take a ride in a Yugo (303k wma format, rated G)
Vote in 2004 (358k wav format, rated G)
Hear Forrest Gore (238k wma format, rated G)
Dean Halen remix (263k wma format, rated G)
Sharpton's secret diet plan (150k wma format, rated G)
Get the new OJ toy (124k wma format, rated G)
Get your sopena here (154k wma format, rated G)
Warewolf in congress (146k wma format, rated G)
The new "Deankey" species (160k wma format, rated G)
This woman "gets it!" and has a "clue"! (410k wma format, rated G)
Smoking crack in Massachusetts(306k wma format, rated G)
The Tom Daschel show! (120k asf format, rated G)

Fido visits France! Ahhh, some great fire hydrants here!

We love the French! Baaaaa hahahaha!(110kb ASF format rated G)
The french caller! This one'll crack you up!(605k wma format, rated G)
We are the French! (296k wma format, rated G)

After flying back to the USA, Fido finds the Clintons! This will be FUN Fido says!

An interview with Hillery! I'm still rolling on the floor!(347k wma format rated G)
Slick Willie whips it out! Baaaa-hahahaha! Make it stop! What a riot!(280k wma format rated PG)
Slick Willie does something right! Oh my god, this is funny!(1.9meg mp3 format rated PG)
Bimbo #5! Just click it, trust me!LOL! (2.4meg mp3 format rated PG)
American pie! Awe, go ahead, it's a riot! (212k wma format rated PG)
Clinton's new movie! The lying king! (463kb mp3 format rated G)
Bill Clinton helps in 2004! "solgan advice" from "Slick".. This is a total RIOT! (146k asf format, rated G)
A super secret clip from Clinton's book! Slick Willie tells the truth!(52k asf format, rated G)
Bill's money song! How the bucks are really spent!(113k asf format, rated G)
Slick Willie's radio ad! Don't leave home without it!(73k asf format, rated G)
Clinton's rewards (143k wav format, rated G)
Clinton in 1996 (194k wma format, rated G)


The great Camel-toe song! You'll fall over laughing!(2.6meg mp3 format, rated R)
Frontline:MTV! Baaaa hahaha!(188k WMA format, rated G)
Frontline:Parenting in the 21st century! :-)!(192k WMA format, rated G)
Ned calls the 700 club! A total gut-splitter!!(3.6meg mp3 format, rated PG)
Janet Jackson's superbowl song! These brests are made for gawking! LOL! (700k mp3 format, rated PG)
It's not a f**king tractor! Super funny banned ad!(505k mp3 format, rated R)
Merry Christmas to the world! Dont click that without a seat-belt!LOL!(2.3meg mp3 format, rated R)
Bowel moves! The great "sit on the crapper" song!(2.5 meg wma format, rated G)
Blondstar! A live call from Blondstar help line! What a riot!(1.1 meg mp3 format, rated G)

Note: Some of these files have been re-recorded in a very compressed WMA (Whinning Media Ass-hole) or ASF
(Al Sharpton Format) to save bandwidth and website space. If you would like to have the full quality MP3 or WAV version, Drop me an e-mail HERE and I will be happy to send you the "full blown" version of any of the files. Just let me know which one you want and it's yours! I now have an anonymous FTP file server that can post large audio files for 24 hours and the download speed is blistering! ~Head Infidel~
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