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| Q: Are there spoilers contained in your reviews? A: YES! All my summery reviews contain all spoilers inherent in the film. If you don't want to know who the REAL murderer was in Friday the 13th, don't read the review. And if you're the type of impatient prick who jumped right in without ever consulting ye olde FAQ...what can I say? Ya got screwed. Q: Hey, your site looks just like ilikescarymoveez.com! Did you copy their format? A: No, I didn't copy anybody's format. The fact is, there only but so many ways you can do this sort of thing. I try to bring something different to the table rather than just your average cardboard cut-out boring as hell Roeper and Ebert sort of thing. I try to invest a lot more of my own personality into my reviews and give people a taste of things from a varying perspective. If I offer features on my reviews that mimic somebody else's, so be it. It's not intentional and I don't go out of my way to be like other sites. Hell, what would be the point of creating my own site if I was just going to do the same bland boring shit that everyone else does? If there are any similarities between my stuff and somebody else's, then it is merely just coincidence. Nothing to get litigious about. Q: How come you didn't do a review of Revenge of the One-Eyed Titty Bitch Part 5? A: Hmmm. Simplest answer to this one: I have a LIFE outside the Internet! I'm not on here every God damned minute! Geez, give a guy a break! I'll get to it. I'll get to it! Q: Do you plan on reviewing every Horror flick ever made? A: Heh. That would be nice, wouldn't it? Fortunately for all concerned, I never think that far ahead. But I pledge to update this site as often as possible. Good enough for ya? Q: Are you going to have a message board? A: Depends on how much traffic this site generates. It would be nice though. Maybe someday. Q: Hey! Young Frankenstein isn't a Horror movie! How come its on your site? A: I try to cover all sub-genres of Horror here. Pretty much, so long as it is even remotely based on a Horror theme, even if its satirical, it will eventually earn a place here at Headhunters. However, that does NOT mean that I'm going to be doing reviews for Caspar the Friendly Fucking Ghost or any other half-assed kiddie flick that's ever disgraced celluloid. If you want that, then go to the Goosebumps website. Q: How come you don't have news files like every other web site out there? A: Because frankly, I'm not interested in any of that shit. Don't worry I'll post a lot of links to a bunch of kick-ass sites for all your news reviews on upcoming Horror flicks. Q: How come some reviews are longer than others? Does size really matter? A: It’s all about genetics Pee-Wee. Some movies just have more to talk about. There are films that work on varying complex themes and showcase a large and variable cast of characters. Whenever possible I try to address each facet of those aspects accordingly. Some films are really nothing more than some mindless zombie running around biting women’s nipples off. Not really a whole helluva lot to talk about there eh? I admit that when I first started this site, some of the reviews were kind of slim. There are a few that I’m going to go back to and update once I feel the time is right. Don’t worry; I’ll list them on the home page as they are updated. Good enough? Q: Is there spoiler information contained in the Encyclopedia entries? A: Ya better believe it Chuckles. What would be the point of the entry if I just typed in a half-ass description? The overall objective is to offer the most comprehensive database possible on all things horror related. So yeah, there will be spoilers revealed in the Encyclopedia entries. If you don’t want to know how Freddy Krueger dies, don’t read the whole entry. ‘Nuff said. Q: Why are some Encyclopedia entries really short while others are really long? A: I cover this a bit on the main page of the HME. To put it simply, I lost a shit load of information when I first started publishing the database. So as it stands, the entry for Gabriel from the Prophecy flicks may only be two or three lines long while I dedicate an entire paragraph to some half-assed bitch from a Freddy Krueger movie that wasn’t even important enough to get a last name. It sucks. But there it is. Given time, I hope to have ALL entries fully fleshed out. Q: Are you going to have a Gallery on your site? A: Nope. The plain and simple truth of the matter is, this is a text-heavy site and if I put in a bunch of high-resolution pictures it would just slow everything down and make each page take a long ass time to load. Besides, the only way I’m going to be able to supply you with pics is if I rip them off of other websites. And that’s just not cool. I’ll try to provide a list of sites that showcase picture galleries on my Links page. Q: Headhunter, are you a Satanist? A: Oh yeah...sure. That's RIGHT up there on my list of priorities. Bring that horn-headed, pitchfork carrying, handlebar mustache wearing, Jon Lovitz looking little punk ass down here! I'll make him my bitch. Q: Headhunter, why are you such an asshole? A: Product of a misspent youth and an embarrassingly small penis. Fuck off. |
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