Mr. Top Hat

The Man Behind the Top Hat

Name: Mr. Top Hat
From: Albany, NY
Height: 5'11
Eyes: Brown
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Political Party: Bull Moose
Moe.down's Attended: 2000, 2001, 2002
Campaign Headquarters: Camp Jim (A name we give our camp in dedication to all of the hard work Jim Loughlin has put in to playing those funky beats).
Favorite Band (classic): Black Sabbath & Pink Floyd
Favorite Band (current): moe., Ominous Seapods, Les Claypool
Favorite moe. Album: "No Doy"
Favorite moe. tune: "Sensory Deprivation Bank"
Favorite Moe. Side Project: Ha Ha The Moose
Favorite Beer: Utica Club
Favorite Simpson: Homer
Favorite Moe.Down moment: Les Claypool playing with moe.

Valued Citizen,
Mr. Top Hat has been a member of the hippie community for years now, and has contributed much to it's people. From clothing and feeding the homeless, to visiting less fortunate children on holidays, Mr. Top Hat has always been a trusted name. Mr. Top Hat believes every child has the right to a free & equal education, because education leads to opportunity and that is what we want most for our children. Top Hat is caring, competent, knowledeable and professional in everything he does. Mr. Top Hat works together with his community to coordinate & improve services of the School systems. Mr. Top Hat works to keep a cheerful, clean and comfortable enviornment for all of us to enjoy. Mr. Top Hat treats every person with the respect, courtesy & personal attention they deserve. So I urge you, the voter, to make a difference & "Vote Top Hat in 2003"
-David H.