What happened to all the morbid people?

Now as you all can tell, I drive a hearse. They are wonderful vehicles. They are cheap, have low miles, and are custom built. They are also much more roomy than the most popular SUV's. You can also freak out religious or uptight people. I've seen many hearse enthusiasts say that they are not morbid, but they love the cars. Well that's totally awesome because they are dope cars, but am I like the only person who loves blood and gore and hearses? So that's why I put this site up as an an asylum for gore/hearse lovers.

SMASH THE STATE