Hello boys and girls. Welcome to our very *special* site dedicated to the wonder that is the finnish love metal band HIM. The site is  ideally named The HIM Asylum because we love HIM and need to be put in an asylum.....moving swiftly on
We have many strange opinions, theories, and obsessions, which have cleverly been combined (with our own insane 'talents') by our good selves; Sparrow and Raven, to produce this site
Enjoy........................
WEIRD AND WONDERFUL THEORIES AND THINGS

THE LINDE FILES


VILLE ID


KISSY PAGE OF MAGICAL LOVE

HIM LOOKALIKES


FANFICS, POETRY AND OTHER LITERATURE TO SCAR YOUR MINDS


WEBMISTRESSES FROM HELL

LINDE IS LANEY APPROVED!!! (if confused check theories)

THE FINE ART OF CAPTIONING

ART



Latest news/gossip and updates


** 25/4 the Linde Q&A are up on the new heartagram.com site, we both got some questions answered *yay* (look on laney approved page to see what linde had to say about our theory *lol*)

** 11/3 we are now proud members of the UK HIM street team, helping spread the HIM love through our land. Now that we are part of the pervmistress' crew I suppose we should think about making this site more professional (???) nah, after all himonline.co.uk have references to foot fetishes hehehe

** BIG congrats and love to Linde and Manna, after the birth of their little girl on Thursday March 6th, oh we're so happy for them!!


** Well the next HIM gig is the Love Metal preview show in Hamburg. Both of us were lucky enough to get tickets first time round, however there was no chance in all hell we could get there and had to cancel them :( But no fear as we are travelling aprox 200 miles to see them in London in May!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!! Hope to see you there fellow HIMsters!

** You all know now about how Linde is going to be a daddy - awww bless it brings a tear to my eye *sniffs* . How lucky is the girlfriend Manna (if anyone didn't know there are pics of her on
this site as shes a model- it just would be wouldn't it! lol)