Greetings, human! I am Campbell, my family's master, I mean pet. Have a nice visit!

Campbell's Diary

My Life As a Dog

12/17/04 It's almost christmas!!! I look forward to christmas because after all the presents are unwrapped, I can chew on the wrapping paper!! I prefer the Target brand, the Walmart kind is just too bitter. They give me a few presents too, but they're always so beneath my level. Why can't I ever get a laptop? Oh, well......I suppose chew toys will have to do. Cheerio!