Sometimes I find myself wondering, have I lost my mind or is the whole world going crazy. Do you ever feel that way? I mean, it seems like common sense has become a thing of the past. And don't even think about doing something nice for someone, because you can bet you will be accused of having some kind of motive, like wanting them to be nice to you? Anyway this is a list of some of the things that just don't make sense to me. If they don't make sense to you, please let me know. I really need to know, because my doctors have promised that if enough people write and say that it's not just me, I won't have to have anymore shock treatments! So DON'T FORGET TO WRITE, oops I didn't mean to be pushy

1. Doctors - Why is it that when you are late for a doctors appointment they charge you a fee, but if the doctor is late you can't charge him? And since your doctor works for you, I mean you are paying him to do a job, why is it that if he doesn't get it right the first time, you keep going back and paying him again and again? I mean if you take your computer in to have it worked on and then when you get it home you find that is still doesn't work, would you keep taking it back and keep paying them until they finally got it fixed? If so your computer guy will soon be as rich as your doctor.

2. Straight Shifts - Why would anyone want a car that you had to change gears on every time you stopped? If you stop on a hill, you sit there praying that no one pulls up behind you, and if you accidentally put it in neutral instead of 1st, boy are you in trouble!

3. Breakfast - Why can't we have cake for breakfast? What is the difference between cake and stuff like sweetened cereal or pancakes? I mean if a kid ask his mom for a piece of cake in the morning she has a fit, but if he asks for some pancakes, well that's OK, I don't get it.

4. Prisons - If prison is suppose to be punishment, then why do some prisoners have it better on the inside than they did on the outside? And why do prisoners get all their meals, medical care, education, and housing for free, when decent people have to work for what they get? Is this a case of crime does pay and it is the victims who are paying the bill?

5. Toy Guns - My neighbors son has one and every once in a while he stands on the corner pretending to shoot everyone who drives by. Gee I hope he never gets his hands on a real one.

6. Real Guns - Well not the guns themselves, but the people who have them. With the exception being, people who hunt. I mean if you are going to kill something then a gun is a must.

7. Hunting - Now I know that a couple of people may hunt to put food on the table for their families, but many of the people who hunt, do not even eat what they kill, so why do they do it? Is it to prove that they are smarter than the animal?

8. Turkeys - I'm talking about the frozen ones of course. Why do they put all that stuff inside of them, like the neck and gizzard? It can drive a person crazy trying to get it out! And does anyone really eat that stuff? Yuck!

9. Politics - If any American can become President then why does it cost so much to get elected? I mean doesn't this limit it to only Rich Americans? After all just think of what might happen if a poor farmer who had worked with his neighbors and budgeted his earnings all of his life, ended up in the White House. I guess it would be devastating to all those rich guys who like to spend, waste, and spend. And why do we have political parties? Their parties don't seem like much fun to me.

10. Economics - Why do we pay farmers not to grow food? Couldn't we just let them grow it and then give it to the poor poverty stricken people of other countries? I mean if we are going to give those countries weapons and money, why can't we give them food to feed their people, or our own for that matter? Is it because we don't want them to get fat?

11. Commas - I don't understand them a bit, but they sure are cute, so I try to use them, alot! Needless to say, I may have problems in my English class.

12. Racism - If people choose not to like other people because their skin color is different, then why do light people spend so much time laying out in the sun trying to get dark, and why do dark people buy products to lighten their skin? And if they don't like someone just because their skin color is different, do they also not like people who's hair or eye color is different? After all people dye their hair and buy colored contacts to change those too.

13. Lotteries - Why can't I win?

14. Psychiatrists - How can someone know what makes a person do or feel something just by reading a book? Since no two people have ever experienced exactly the same things at exactly the same stages of their lives, how can one person assume to know what another feels or thinks? So what if a person starts singing Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer in the middle of July, and so what if they just happen to be dancing around with a stuffed elephant while they are singing it, and so what if it just happens that they are in the Court House at the time. I mean after all I wasn't hurting anyone and I didn't really mean to call that Judge a "Old Party Pooper", it just slipped.

 Well I have to stop now because it's time for my medicine and it makes me kind of sleepy. So please don't forget to write and say that it's not just me! I really hate those shock treatments!!! Oh yeah, here is some art I did for this page, I hope you like it! P.S. In case you didn't guess the man in the picture is President Shrub. I was going to put him in front of the White House but someone ate my white crayon (and no it wasn't me!) Bye Bye:-)

If this page has made you question your own sanity, you may need to talk to a doctor, and as fate would have it, I know one. Her name is Ms Analysis and she keeps really long office hours, so you shouldn't have any problem getting an appointment. Just don't let her around your crayons!