I think this is a true story...sorta...

Well there's this construction worker who wanted to join the ranks of the elete yuppies and buys a $40,000 Jeep Cherokee, loaded. It only costs him $504/month in payments.

Anyways he wanted to try out the fancy new 4X,4 took his Black Lab doggy and called his buddy to go fishing with him.

Seeing it's the middle of winter, the lakes are frozen, so he being a construction worker, was able to "borrow" a stick of dynomite from work. His buddy would bring the beer and fishing stuff, and they'd go do a guy thing of backwoods fishing, just like the Canadian Tire commercial.

So they get to this remote lake in the woods and drive out onto the ice to fish. But wait, you think you can see what's coming next..hold on. Our hero, buddy, and the dog find a good spot and proceed to drive away from where they want the hole made. Smart eh?

Our space cadet now takes the dynomite, lights it, and throws it a good distance from the truck to where they want the hole in the ice. Didn't want to do damage to the new Jeep right?

Well remember the dog? As soon as he saw his master throw the "stick" he peeled off after it...as what most black lab dog do well...they fetch sticks.

Here's the dog now with this stick of live dynomite comes running back to the Jeep and his owner, who by now is waving and yelling "drop the stick!!!"

As the dog gets closer both of the guys start jumping up and down, yelling and so on.

The dog, thinking that his master must be really excited and proud of his retrieving skills runs faster towards them and the Jeep.

Quickly our proud new owner of the Jeep looks inside for something to throw at the dog and finds his shot gun for duck hunting. He takes it and starts shooting at the dog. Being as good a shot as he is a fisherman, he misses and scares the dog.

The dog by now figures somethings wrong and gets frightened by the whizzing sound of the buckshot gun noises - runs and hides under the new Jeep.

So our two winners begin poking and yelling at the dog who gets really scared, drops the dynomite stick and heads for the trees onshore.

...and the dynomite stick, yep you guessed it...*BOOM*

The blast lifted the Jeep up a bit, but the blast went mostly downwards making a huge hole in the ice, and with that sinking the Jeep to the mirky bottom of the lake.

Back home, the guy tries to see if his insurance would cover the loss, to which he was explained that they don't cover sunken Jeeps, and/or illegal usage of explosives...

So now he's got one sunken brand new Jeep, $504/month payments on a wet dream, and a fine to pay for blasting without a permit.

Never heard about the dog anymore either.

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