* Just because I'm wandering, doesn't mean I'm lost. * Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly! * Forget World Peace - Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! * If you can't read this, you're illiterate. * We're spending our childrens' inheritance. * It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. * IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got. * Born Free...Taxed to Death. * Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. * Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. * Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. * Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? * No Radio - Already Stolen * My son is an honor student at the state correctional facility. * As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. * I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. * According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? * WARNING! Driver only carries $20 of ammunition. * It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. * Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy. * Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons. * Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from? * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. * How can I miss you if you won't go away? * A man with worms is never alone. * If you cannot convince them, confuse them. * Love isn't love until you give it away. * Keep that sense of humor; it's critical. * Imagination is the foundation of reality. * Scientists discovered living on earth causes cancer. * When all else fails, lower your standards. * Don't take my signals literally. * Life is a terminal disease! * It's been Monday all week. * Why be normal?
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