Life University is offering a new two-year degree in becoming "A Real Man".

That's right, in just two years you, too, can be a real man -- as well as earn a RMA degree (a Real MAn). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

100% certified and endorced by women.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101         Combating Stupidity
MEN 102         You Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103         PMS -- Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104         We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110         Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111         Understanding the Female Response to being late
MEN 112         Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100         Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101         Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A       What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120         How NOT to Act Like a Jerk When You're Wrong
MEN 121         Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122         Understanding You, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123         Reasons to Give Flowers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101         You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102         Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201         How to Say "I love you" other times of the day
MEN 202         How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective        (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210         The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211         How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 230A        Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1
Elective        (See Electives Below)

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220         Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary
MEN 221         Not Fluffing the Blanket After Farting
MEN 222         How to Ask for Directions
MEN 223         Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Foreplay
MEN 230B        Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:

EAT 101         Cooking besides Kraft Dinners
EAT 102         Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103         Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231         Mothers-in-Law, how to love them
MEN 232         Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233         Learn to Say "Yes Dear"
ECON 001C       Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001B)