
Kitchen Humor

A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This
Kitchen Is Delirious

No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The
Laundry

A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The
Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned
The Whole House

If we
are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap





A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator

A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life


Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out






Housework Done Properly Can Kill You



Countless Numbers Of People Have Eaten In
This Kitchen
and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
My next house will have no kitchen --- just
vending machines

"Dull Women have Immaculate Homes"






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